Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Emergency first date question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

hey guys i need to make up for my horrible first date experience. before my date and i had dinner i had a bean burrito during lunch time that gave me gas durin dinner on our date. when were having dinner i couldnt hold it in anymore so i decided to rip a "silent" fart and i ended up shitting my pants...my date knew right away what had happened and the date when no further than dinner..i know that she was interested because we had great conversation and were laughing now i need to find a way to make it up to her..what do i do!!

Emergency first date question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
there's really no way to get past that.
Reply:LOL.... take her out again,but pleeze stay away from GASSEY Food ...LOL
Reply:hahahahaha that sux! i dont think that there is a way. if she rlly likes/loves you, she will stay
Reply:haha I love all the answers so far. Just wanted to say that. I have no comment aside from my condolences!
Reply:That's the FUNNIEST thing ever, and to answer your question, just laugh it off. If she will even talk you again (If so your probably fine, if not, sorry bud that's it) just don't ever bring it up and if she does then just play it off as a joke for instance...:


"You going to **** yourself again?"


"Depends if I get another burrito"


Well that's still a little too gross but stil lyou get the point right? I've done plenty of stuff similar to this on accident, all of which I got away with it by showing confidence and just laughing at myself. It's no fun to mock someone who won't get depressed or upset about it.
Reply:You tell her you didn't **** youself, That is just the smell of love in the air!
Reply:Ah, the perils of young love...actually, I'm laughing so hard now my abs hurt.





Xavier -- two thumbs up.





I have to agree with the first guy, though. If there is really something there, she will get over it.





Find a funny card in a store that has to do with poo somehow and send it to her. Draw a cartoon pic of you and her at the dinner table with smoke coming out of yer rump and a horrified expression on her face. Call it "...frankly, my dear, I don't give a crap" or something along those lines. If you can't play it down, you are doomed.





(Still holding my stomach from the laughing pain)

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