I created a module that returns every date in a range. When I use the msgbox feature during runtime to show the result, it appears as a date - but when I store the result in a table containing a date/time field, it appears as 12:01am, 12:03am, etc.
I've added CDate everywhere I could and still get this result. I set the format to short date, long date, etc...
Here's the function:
Public Function SerialDate()
Dim StartDate As Date
Dim EndDate As Date
Dim MyDate As Date
StartDate = CDate(#1/1/2007#)
EndDate = CDate(#1/30/2007#)
MyDate = StartDate
While MyDate %26lt;= EndDate
DoCmd.SetWarnings False
DoCmd.RunSQL "INSERT INTO TempDate ( SerialDate ) Select " %26amp; Format(CDate(MyDate), "Short Date") %26amp; " As Expr1;"
MyDate = CDate(DateAdd("d", 1, MyDate))
Wend
End Function
Why is my date result stored in time format in MS Access?
did you set the format on the table / field properties?
Monday, May 4, 2009
Date of conception during period?
I am currently pregnant. I as initially told by my doctor that I was due September 27,2007 and my date of conception was around January 4, 2007. He told me this going off of the first day of my last menstrual cycle. I was then told by two different doctors that my actual date of conception was December 26, 2006. I was told this after having ultrasounds. The only problem with that date being my date of conception is that I was on my period during that time. I was on my period from December 22, 2006- December 28, 2006. I did however have intercourse on the 21st of December. The next time i had intercourse was sometime between January 3-5. The reason this is so important to know is because I would like to be more sure to know who the father is because I was seeing two different guys at this time and each date was with one of them. So is it possible that my date of conception could be December 26th?
Date of conception during period?
my due date was sept 16th of last year and the date of conception was dec 24th... so i dont think ur date of conception would add up if ur due sept 27th.. conception sometime in early jan makes more sense.. good luck
Reply:it is pretty rare to conceive the day before your period. BUT if two separate doctors are telling you that you conceived on the 26th its hard to say. If you had sex five days before that and then 8 to 10 days after there is no way to be sure, aside from a DNA test that is going to be the only sure fire way to know. It is unfortunate that the doctors can not exactly pinpoint the date but its true. With conception dates the doctors can only give you an estimate because every woman ovulates at different times. Good luck hope it works out for the best.
Reply:ahahahaha, just call up all the guys you screwed between september and december and roll a dice to pick the father. if it's more than six, then use two dice. if it's more than twelve...well, i have a feeling its probably more than 12 because you sound like a sluuuuut, in which case get a DNA test
Reply:The only way you will ever know for sure is a blood test after the baby is born I think. You seem to know the exact dates of when you did something so I'm not much help here, just making a statement. Sorry
Date of conception during period?
my due date was sept 16th of last year and the date of conception was dec 24th... so i dont think ur date of conception would add up if ur due sept 27th.. conception sometime in early jan makes more sense.. good luck
Reply:it is pretty rare to conceive the day before your period. BUT if two separate doctors are telling you that you conceived on the 26th its hard to say. If you had sex five days before that and then 8 to 10 days after there is no way to be sure, aside from a DNA test that is going to be the only sure fire way to know. It is unfortunate that the doctors can not exactly pinpoint the date but its true. With conception dates the doctors can only give you an estimate because every woman ovulates at different times. Good luck hope it works out for the best.
Reply:ahahahaha, just call up all the guys you screwed between september and december and roll a dice to pick the father. if it's more than six, then use two dice. if it's more than twelve...well, i have a feeling its probably more than 12 because you sound like a sluuuuut, in which case get a DNA test
Reply:The only way you will ever know for sure is a blood test after the baby is born I think. You seem to know the exact dates of when you did something so I'm not much help here, just making a statement. Sorry
Due date accuracy question?
Sorry to completely rack ur brains with all this math but I am sure my due date is wrong! For example, with my first child I had my period 18th July 04 and know I conceived roughly around 1st Aug.My period due date was the 24th April 05 and my scan due date was the 5th May 05. That to me is correct because its a week and bit after my period due date, roughly when I must have conceived %26amp; I went into labour on the 6th. Now with this baby, my period was the 20th May 07, making my period due date 24th Feb 08. However my scan due date was the 21st Feb 08! Countin back 40 weeks, I would have conveived around the 17th May 07! BEFORE my period! I will be 42 weeks tomo %26amp; I have an appointment to be induced. Im scared because there is a higher risk of a c-section %26amp; I want to give birth naturaly (i didnt with my first child). If my dates are wrong, surely my baby wouldn't be due until around the 9th March!!? Help?? I'm confused!
Due date accuracy question?
The ultrasound determines your due date based on the size of the baby - you may just have a smaller than average baby this time around. With my second the ultrasound said my due date was 2 weeks later than the date determined by my LMP (which I had no doubt about the date of)....he was just big!
They use 40weeks from LMP as a standard rather than trying to determine actual date of conception, so full term is then considered anywhere from 37-42 weeks. I've never heard of any doctor allowing a pregnancy to go beyond 42 weeks after the LMP.
I was induced at 36w6d with my first and everything went fine - try not to worry %26amp; enjoy your little one when he or she arrives!
Reply:no matter what the doctors always say give or take two weeks your previous due dates may have just been coincedence that they all happened so accurately so please don't stress remember give or take 2 weeks hope this helps good luck
Reply:Due dates are useless, since hardly anyones baby is born on it anyway. Dont worry
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Due date accuracy question?
The ultrasound determines your due date based on the size of the baby - you may just have a smaller than average baby this time around. With my second the ultrasound said my due date was 2 weeks later than the date determined by my LMP (which I had no doubt about the date of)....he was just big!
They use 40weeks from LMP as a standard rather than trying to determine actual date of conception, so full term is then considered anywhere from 37-42 weeks. I've never heard of any doctor allowing a pregnancy to go beyond 42 weeks after the LMP.
I was induced at 36w6d with my first and everything went fine - try not to worry %26amp; enjoy your little one when he or she arrives!
Reply:no matter what the doctors always say give or take two weeks your previous due dates may have just been coincedence that they all happened so accurately so please don't stress remember give or take 2 weeks hope this helps good luck
Reply:Due dates are useless, since hardly anyones baby is born on it anyway. Dont worry
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Date and time photo question?
I have taken pics on my digital camera witch shows the date and time they were taken.
I have loaded them into 'my pictures', and want to print a couple off, showing on the print the date and time they were taken.
I have printed off the odd one, but it doesnt show the time and date.
I have looked around in microsoft help, and there is nothing that tells you how to add the time and date.
BTW, I have deleted the original pics from my camera, but they are still in my pictures showing the date/time they were taken.
So I need some help in actually printing the pics off showing the time/date they were taken.
Many thanks in advance.
Date and time photo question?
chances are your digital camera displays the date and time..rather than writing the date and time onto the image itself.
the only way to add date and time to your images when you print them from your pc would be with third party software that allowed such. I think the micorostf photo wizard will allow you to print a contact sheet out which will place the images in whatever order they are taken in your folder view...so if you set that to date view they would print in date order....but they wont print with the date details.
something like photoshop elements or a photo gallery software would probably be your best bet....im not even sure if vista's photo gallery will allow date printing....ill check and see if you wish.
certaint software will already come with your camera allowing you to print with time and date.
certainly Fuji Finepix printing wizard allows you to print the date and time on your images....basically you need to look for software that will be compatible with DPOF (digital print order format)..which allows the softweare to access the photo files details and therefore print the information....all professional photo printers can do this if you take your photos in on a memory card/cd
I have loaded them into 'my pictures', and want to print a couple off, showing on the print the date and time they were taken.
I have printed off the odd one, but it doesnt show the time and date.
I have looked around in microsoft help, and there is nothing that tells you how to add the time and date.
BTW, I have deleted the original pics from my camera, but they are still in my pictures showing the date/time they were taken.
So I need some help in actually printing the pics off showing the time/date they were taken.
Many thanks in advance.
Date and time photo question?
chances are your digital camera displays the date and time..rather than writing the date and time onto the image itself.
the only way to add date and time to your images when you print them from your pc would be with third party software that allowed such. I think the micorostf photo wizard will allow you to print a contact sheet out which will place the images in whatever order they are taken in your folder view...so if you set that to date view they would print in date order....but they wont print with the date details.
something like photoshop elements or a photo gallery software would probably be your best bet....im not even sure if vista's photo gallery will allow date printing....ill check and see if you wish.
certaint software will already come with your camera allowing you to print with time and date.
certainly Fuji Finepix printing wizard allows you to print the date and time on your images....basically you need to look for software that will be compatible with DPOF (digital print order format)..which allows the softweare to access the photo files details and therefore print the information....all professional photo printers can do this if you take your photos in on a memory card/cd
Bad Date...Help!! Advice!!?
I was a very late bloomer--kinda shy and not very experienced. I am particular with who I date. Anyway... a woman asked me out through my yahoo personals profile, and I agreed to go out. I kinda froze on our fist date--likely did some big dating "NO NO's", but she was AWESOME, showed a lot of enthusiastic interest in me and didn't seem to care much that I perhaps made somewhat of an A** of myself. So...she was busy with work the next few days, and we didn't get to talk but did send some emails back and forth, and I figured we'd definitely go out again, and I could be a much, MUCH better second date! But she would not give me a second date; as after about 4, 5 days, she wouldn't return my emails or phone calls. (I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SPACE TO GIVE ALL THE FACTS HERE.) I think the reason she MAY have not given me the second date was due to my not so good "showing" on our first date. I'm really mad at myself! I think I let someone great slip through my fingers!
Bad Date...Help!! Advice!!?
I don't think she should have written you off just because
the first date didn't go so smooth when me %26amp;%26amp; my b/f
started out OMG I'm sUPER shy....but I warned him
%26amp;%26amp; he was still up for a second one %26amp;%26amp; it's been great ever since so a good oen may have slipped through your fingers
but there are lots out there!!%26amp;%26amp; if she's willing to dismiss
you that quickly for a small thing like that would you
really want to be with her?! good luck!! =] keep your chin up
Reply:ooh.. well. not to jump to conclusions here, but like you said, she's really busy at work, maybe she can't find the time to reply to your messages. and like you said, you were sending emails after the date, and i guess that's a good sign. but, maybe you shouldn't try to be SO persistent with calling her, hoping for a second date, it might throw her off (since the 1st one didn't go quite as well in your opinion). wait for her to call you back, or to respond to your emails again, hopefully soon, but right now, think about what you can do IF you do land a 2nd date, so wouldn't worry this much.
good luck! : D
Reply:Ah, I'm sorry for you. But don't be too harsh on yourself. First dates can be awkward and nerve-wracking and plain embarrassing. But you can draw something from this date and prepare yourself better for the next time.
Perhaps you need to give this woman a bit of space, if you've been e-mailing and ringing her a lot she might perceive it as you being pushy which could put her off. Leave it for a while, if she gets back in touch that's great, if she doesn't then you've got to dust yourself off and on to the next one! Just go easy on yourself and don't be mad with yourself. I hope that everything works out for you :-)
Reply:alright well. i would write an email saying how you were really nervous, but that you would love another date because you think shes awesome. and just let her know how your feeling. if she still doesnt respond, move on! shes probably not worth it!
Reply:Tell her the truth...and if she really does like you she will give you another chance....
Reply:They do say first impressions count!!!!, maybe she seen you as too much like hard work. If possible try to contact her and explain that you were extremely nervous and not very experienced in the dating game. She must have liked something about you if she asked you out in the first place.
Reply:Have you emailed her to tell her how you feel and that you know you messed up? Being upfront would probably help. I've also done Yahoo personals though and I know that it's easy to meet many people, and it could very well be that she just met someone else that she liked better. If that's the case, then move on...there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
Reply:drown ur sorrows with the drink laddy..
Reply:Well if she doesnt like u for who u r then walk away and keep moving foward. there's pretty much nothing u could do but if u consider LIES a way to get her then go ahead its ur life anyway but really bad way to start a relationship. another thing maybe she was just playing with u and not looking for a relationship..... srry dude!! oh and srry for the spelling errors
Reply:Do you know where she works? If so send her flowers. (something friendly and not over the to. NO ROSES) and have the card read "sorry about being an @ss, please reconcider" or something along those lines. Or you could send her a nice email expalining why you acted the way that you did. Maybe she just wasn't into you. And maybe you are right.... good luck
Bad Date...Help!! Advice!!?
I don't think she should have written you off just because
the first date didn't go so smooth when me %26amp;%26amp; my b/f
started out OMG I'm sUPER shy....but I warned him
%26amp;%26amp; he was still up for a second one %26amp;%26amp; it's been great ever since so a good oen may have slipped through your fingers
but there are lots out there!!%26amp;%26amp; if she's willing to dismiss
you that quickly for a small thing like that would you
really want to be with her?! good luck!! =] keep your chin up
Reply:ooh.. well. not to jump to conclusions here, but like you said, she's really busy at work, maybe she can't find the time to reply to your messages. and like you said, you were sending emails after the date, and i guess that's a good sign. but, maybe you shouldn't try to be SO persistent with calling her, hoping for a second date, it might throw her off (since the 1st one didn't go quite as well in your opinion). wait for her to call you back, or to respond to your emails again, hopefully soon, but right now, think about what you can do IF you do land a 2nd date, so wouldn't worry this much.
good luck! : D
Reply:Ah, I'm sorry for you. But don't be too harsh on yourself. First dates can be awkward and nerve-wracking and plain embarrassing. But you can draw something from this date and prepare yourself better for the next time.
Perhaps you need to give this woman a bit of space, if you've been e-mailing and ringing her a lot she might perceive it as you being pushy which could put her off. Leave it for a while, if she gets back in touch that's great, if she doesn't then you've got to dust yourself off and on to the next one! Just go easy on yourself and don't be mad with yourself. I hope that everything works out for you :-)
Reply:alright well. i would write an email saying how you were really nervous, but that you would love another date because you think shes awesome. and just let her know how your feeling. if she still doesnt respond, move on! shes probably not worth it!
Reply:Tell her the truth...and if she really does like you she will give you another chance....
Reply:They do say first impressions count!!!!, maybe she seen you as too much like hard work. If possible try to contact her and explain that you were extremely nervous and not very experienced in the dating game. She must have liked something about you if she asked you out in the first place.
Reply:Have you emailed her to tell her how you feel and that you know you messed up? Being upfront would probably help. I've also done Yahoo personals though and I know that it's easy to meet many people, and it could very well be that she just met someone else that she liked better. If that's the case, then move on...there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
Reply:drown ur sorrows with the drink laddy..
Reply:Well if she doesnt like u for who u r then walk away and keep moving foward. there's pretty much nothing u could do but if u consider LIES a way to get her then go ahead its ur life anyway but really bad way to start a relationship. another thing maybe she was just playing with u and not looking for a relationship..... srry dude!! oh and srry for the spelling errors
Reply:Do you know where she works? If so send her flowers. (something friendly and not over the to. NO ROSES) and have the card read "sorry about being an @ss, please reconcider" or something along those lines. Or you could send her a nice email expalining why you acted the way that you did. Maybe she just wasn't into you. And maybe you are right.... good luck
Auto date format in Microsoft Word?
I have a set of labels I'm making for a product with an activation dead line. I have inserted an auto-date field from the menu in Microsoft Word, but that automatically updates my labels with today's date when the file is opened. Is there a way to set that auto-date format up so it automatically adds 2 months to the auto date? So if opened today, the date would show to activate by 10/3/2007?
I know that changing the date on my computer will make the date change in my file, but I was hoping there was a way to make it so Word would make this change for me.
If you know of a way, can you please help! Thank you!!!
Auto date format in Microsoft Word?
Sorry to disappoint you, but all the Date-oriented fields print fixed dates, not computed dates. I don't think there's any way to do this in Word itself short of some Visual Basic code.
One possibility is to calculate the today+30 days in your data source (I'm guessing it's either Access or Excel) and pull that in as another merge field.
I know that changing the date on my computer will make the date change in my file, but I was hoping there was a way to make it so Word would make this change for me.
If you know of a way, can you please help! Thank you!!!
Auto date format in Microsoft Word?
Sorry to disappoint you, but all the Date-oriented fields print fixed dates, not computed dates. I don't think there's any way to do this in Word itself short of some Visual Basic code.
One possibility is to calculate the today+30 days in your data source (I'm guessing it's either Access or Excel) and pull that in as another merge field.
I won't date because i just know?
i'm 19. i won't date because i know it would never work out with anyone. i won't date because i can't see myself in a relationship . i won't date because arguments might arise, and arguments truly upset me. i won't date because if it doesn't work out, then he might hate me afterwards. i won't date because i'll keep asking him about my physical insecurities. i won't date because i'll keep comparing myself to others. i won't date because i don't want to be like women who date. i think i'd rather watch all my friends get married, while i remain single and virgin. i'm thinking what an achievement it would be in life to have never dated, to have never been in a relationship, to have never let any man see me naked. don't get me wrong, i love people, i just think i'll die alone. not sure if i'll die happy though.
any thoughts?
I won't date because i just know?
You're fine. Everybody takes life in their own way. You're not ready for risk. And you have learned not to trust people, especially with your emotions. You don't have to go out there and get hurt a dozen times to find the right mate. Men get more comfortable to be with the older they are. Young men just want sex, and it makes relationships unstable.
All young dating is practice for "real life." There isn't a rule saying that you have to participate in it. And if you escaped from it unscathed, hopefully with a career, then you might be better off than they are.
When (and you will) you meet someone you want, you will take it slowly, as that is your nature. You are cautious. And you need to find someone who respects that. Good luck!
Reply:From the way I see it you haven't met someone you really like yet. Once you meet him you'll probably want to date him and you'll put all those what if's aside. You'll put your feelings on the line for him.
Reply:Sounds like you are afraid to live.
Reply:Sounds like you have had a few bad experiences with men. It sounds like you have a good head on your shoulders, you are focused, don't take crap from anyone, and you are independent. These are all admirable attributes. Some day though someone will change your mind. When you least expect it, you will meet someone who will change your life and who will open your eyes to what things can be like when you love someone and they love you back. Good luck.
Reply:some people (including myself) would give anything to be a relationship right now. it's sad to watch people in a relationship when you can't be in one. and i think that by you basically not wanting/needing that connection with another person.....well you seem kind of frigid to me. i have never heard of anyone who wanted to be alone and never date, get married, have sex etc etc. i know i coudlnt be happy without it, and in my opinion you would regret this decision later on in life. theres nothing like the feeling of being with a man who loves you for you and will kiss you in the moonlight. TRUST me on that one. i'd go for dating...the rewards are much better than the consequences. sure you will probably get your heart broken. but its worth a try.
Reply:So you dont like your body, right?
Reply:you get ONE life. It's not a joke, it's real. Make it everything you ever wanted and more. Put your self in the position to LEARN, and if it means getting hurt, do it, dont be so afraid of taking chances. chances are all we have, and we only get ONE chance to live our life. Please don't let it pass you by. Here's the thing, you'll never KNOW unless you TRY. all these things you said, You said you "think" which is true, you dont know anything until you try it. What doesnt kill you makes you stronger. Obviously you dont want to die never having experienced anything, get out there and take a chance, and remember to wear a smile. :)
Reply:Hey! Relationships aren't for everyone. But can you be happy? And is happiness important to you?
What do you think about women who date? That they are all just jumping from one bed to the next with every man they go out with? That's not true of everyone. It doesn't have to be true of you.
As far as arguments go, you don't have to be in a relationship to get into an argument. It happens between co-workers every day. So I guess you aren't going to work either because someone might start an argument with you.
As far as physical insecurities, everybody has them at some point! But there are people out there who won't see them at all or who won't see them the way you see them.
Anyway, good luck with the whole "I'm going to alienate myself from everyone and everything" life. Maybe you should join a convent. he world could probably use another nun.
Reply:Take this from someone who is 44 years old %26amp; single - that is a REALLY bad idea.
Just because you aren't sure a relationship will work out is no reason not to try.
Learn to deal with your insecurity %26amp; other issues.
You can't win, if you don't play the game.
Reply:so me
Reply:If being single is what makes you happy, then go for it.
However, it sounds as if you are more bitter about your decision than excited about it. If you ever do try to date or become involved, do it for yourself, and not what other people expect out of you.
Maybe you have these feelings because you have never experienced happiness with another person. But being pessimistic about something before it even happens guarantees a letdown. It's called a "self-fullfilling prophecy." You just know you are going to have a bad relationship before it starts, so therefore, when you do get into a relationship, it turns out bad.
I think you need to discover what makes you happy, and go with it. And you are 19. People change and grow all the time. I am not the same person I was last year, and I won't be the same person now that I will be next year.
Good luck.
Reply:What's the big deal. Its just a date not a walk down the isle.
Reply:well, good for you %26amp; power to ya if thats what you want. but you cant go through life being afraid of something that MIGHT happen. You could meet the right guy and miss out b/c your too scared to take the first step. And this is just my opinion, so dont get me wrong ok? but i think you would have truely missed out on a full life without ever having kids or someone to love and give you their love.
veneers
any thoughts?
I won't date because i just know?
You're fine. Everybody takes life in their own way. You're not ready for risk. And you have learned not to trust people, especially with your emotions. You don't have to go out there and get hurt a dozen times to find the right mate. Men get more comfortable to be with the older they are. Young men just want sex, and it makes relationships unstable.
All young dating is practice for "real life." There isn't a rule saying that you have to participate in it. And if you escaped from it unscathed, hopefully with a career, then you might be better off than they are.
When (and you will) you meet someone you want, you will take it slowly, as that is your nature. You are cautious. And you need to find someone who respects that. Good luck!
Reply:From the way I see it you haven't met someone you really like yet. Once you meet him you'll probably want to date him and you'll put all those what if's aside. You'll put your feelings on the line for him.
Reply:Sounds like you are afraid to live.
Reply:Sounds like you have had a few bad experiences with men. It sounds like you have a good head on your shoulders, you are focused, don't take crap from anyone, and you are independent. These are all admirable attributes. Some day though someone will change your mind. When you least expect it, you will meet someone who will change your life and who will open your eyes to what things can be like when you love someone and they love you back. Good luck.
Reply:some people (including myself) would give anything to be a relationship right now. it's sad to watch people in a relationship when you can't be in one. and i think that by you basically not wanting/needing that connection with another person.....well you seem kind of frigid to me. i have never heard of anyone who wanted to be alone and never date, get married, have sex etc etc. i know i coudlnt be happy without it, and in my opinion you would regret this decision later on in life. theres nothing like the feeling of being with a man who loves you for you and will kiss you in the moonlight. TRUST me on that one. i'd go for dating...the rewards are much better than the consequences. sure you will probably get your heart broken. but its worth a try.
Reply:So you dont like your body, right?
Reply:you get ONE life. It's not a joke, it's real. Make it everything you ever wanted and more. Put your self in the position to LEARN, and if it means getting hurt, do it, dont be so afraid of taking chances. chances are all we have, and we only get ONE chance to live our life. Please don't let it pass you by. Here's the thing, you'll never KNOW unless you TRY. all these things you said, You said you "think" which is true, you dont know anything until you try it. What doesnt kill you makes you stronger. Obviously you dont want to die never having experienced anything, get out there and take a chance, and remember to wear a smile. :)
Reply:Hey! Relationships aren't for everyone. But can you be happy? And is happiness important to you?
What do you think about women who date? That they are all just jumping from one bed to the next with every man they go out with? That's not true of everyone. It doesn't have to be true of you.
As far as arguments go, you don't have to be in a relationship to get into an argument. It happens between co-workers every day. So I guess you aren't going to work either because someone might start an argument with you.
As far as physical insecurities, everybody has them at some point! But there are people out there who won't see them at all or who won't see them the way you see them.
Anyway, good luck with the whole "I'm going to alienate myself from everyone and everything" life. Maybe you should join a convent. he world could probably use another nun.
Reply:Take this from someone who is 44 years old %26amp; single - that is a REALLY bad idea.
Just because you aren't sure a relationship will work out is no reason not to try.
Learn to deal with your insecurity %26amp; other issues.
You can't win, if you don't play the game.
Reply:so me
Reply:If being single is what makes you happy, then go for it.
However, it sounds as if you are more bitter about your decision than excited about it. If you ever do try to date or become involved, do it for yourself, and not what other people expect out of you.
Maybe you have these feelings because you have never experienced happiness with another person. But being pessimistic about something before it even happens guarantees a letdown. It's called a "self-fullfilling prophecy." You just know you are going to have a bad relationship before it starts, so therefore, when you do get into a relationship, it turns out bad.
I think you need to discover what makes you happy, and go with it. And you are 19. People change and grow all the time. I am not the same person I was last year, and I won't be the same person now that I will be next year.
Good luck.
Reply:What's the big deal. Its just a date not a walk down the isle.
Reply:well, good for you %26amp; power to ya if thats what you want. but you cant go through life being afraid of something that MIGHT happen. You could meet the right guy and miss out b/c your too scared to take the first step. And this is just my opinion, so dont get me wrong ok? but i think you would have truely missed out on a full life without ever having kids or someone to love and give you their love.
veneers
Date of Easter – This is a Math Question?
The date of Easter is calculated as follows:
The algorithm uses the year, y, to give the month, m, and day, d, of Easter. The symbol * means multiply.
Please note the following: This is an integer calculation. All variables are integers and all remainders from division are dropped. For example, 7 divided by 3 is equal to 2 in integer arithmetic.
c = y / 100
n = y - 19 * ( y / 19 )
k = ( c - 17 ) / 25
i = c - c / 4 - ( c - k ) / 3 + 19 * n + 15
i = i - 30 * ( i / 30 )
i = i - ( i / 28 ) * ( 1 - ( i / 28 ) * ( 29 / ( i + 1 ) )
* ( ( 21 - n ) / 11 ) )
j = y + y / 4 + i + 2 - c + c / 4
j = j - 7 * ( j / 7 )
l = i - j
m = 3 + ( l + 40 ) / 44
d = l + 28 - 31 * ( m / 4 )
Here is a link.
http://aa.usno.navy.mil/faq/docs/easter....
How many years does it take before the cycle of Easter dates repeats?
Also, can you rank the dates on which Easter falls by frequency?
The algorithm uses the year, y, to give the month, m, and day, d, of Easter. The symbol * means multiply.
Please note the following: This is an integer calculation. All variables are integers and all remainders from division are dropped. For example, 7 divided by 3 is equal to 2 in integer arithmetic.
c = y / 100
n = y - 19 * ( y / 19 )
k = ( c - 17 ) / 25
i = c - c / 4 - ( c - k ) / 3 + 19 * n + 15
i = i - 30 * ( i / 30 )
i = i - ( i / 28 ) * ( 1 - ( i / 28 ) * ( 29 / ( i + 1 ) )
* ( ( 21 - n ) / 11 ) )
j = y + y / 4 + i + 2 - c + c / 4
j = j - 7 * ( j / 7 )
l = i - j
m = 3 + ( l + 40 ) / 44
d = l + 28 - 31 * ( m / 4 )
Here is a link.
http://aa.usno.navy.mil/faq/docs/easter....
How many years does it take before the cycle of Easter dates repeats?
Also, can you rank the dates on which Easter falls by frequency?
First date ideas, in an unfamiliar area?
I have recently met this girl online and have been talking with her for about a month now, and I would like to go out with her on a date. I haven't been on many dates and it's been quite some time since i've gone out on one. She has never been on a date so I don't think she will expect much from me but I still I want to make it a good one because it is her first. This girl lives at least 20 miles or more away from me and I don't know her area very well. I need some help with some ideas for a date, I definitely don't want to be remembered as the worst first date she ever had!
I was thinking bowling or the zoo, and a decent meal, but should dates last longer than that? If any girls have experience with this situation I would love to hear from a woman's perspective. Also is it bad to ask a girl on a date, then ask her to show you a good time in 'her' city?
I was thinking bowling or the zoo, and a decent meal, but should dates last longer than that? If any girls have experience with this situation I would love to hear from a woman's perspective. Also is it bad to ask a girl on a date, then ask her to show you a good time in 'her' city?
Date formulas help in excel?
I'm setting up an evaluation date spreadsheet in excel. The dates are exactly 6 months and 12 months after their hire dates (not taking into account the year they were hired because we require bi-annual evaluations). I need to figure out how to use only the month and day in my formula and have the year read the current year (2008, in this case and 2009 for future spreadsheets). For example: Column A1 reads "7/16/1979". Column A2 reads "=DATE(Year(A1),Month(A1)+6,Day(A1)". This returns a date of "1/16/1980". This would be fine if I didn't need the year to be "2008" in order to use another formula for highlighting approaching dates. When I use "2008" in place of "A1" for the year, it returns a year of "1906". How can I get the formula to return the current year?
Date formulas help in excel?
in the cell you want the 6 month formula in, enter ={cell where hire date is}+182.5 example =A1+182.5
for the 12 month formula add 365 instead of 180 in the above formula.
It will automatically keep the same format with year as the format of the original hire date. From there, you can easily format the cell to be just month and day.
********************Update:***********...
In excel 2007, select the area you want to set the format of.
Select conditional formatting, then new rule, then select format only cells that contain, Choose dates occuring, then choose this month/next month etc, then set format of the rule (ie font, size, color, underline, bold etc.)
I don't think it would be much different for older versions of excel.
Reply:You could say "=DATE(YEAR(A1)+29,MONTH(A1)+6,DAY(A1))"... but that only works in this special case.
Reply:Try right clicking on the cell's you want to use and "format cells" then and use a custom date that you can specify yourself. You should be able to specify just month and day. For example:
it may be mmm-dd-yy so just delete the "yy" and leave it mmm-dd and that should work. It works the same for day then year just reverse the mmm-dd to dd-mmm. It's a simple solution.
Reply:Column A1 automatically displays a default date of 1906 until it is supplied with a value from column A2. It has nothing to do with the year 2008.
I just did a small test:
A1=7/16/1979 A2=A1+182.5
B1=A2 B2=B1+182.5
As I copied the formula down I noticed that first column had the value 00/01/1906 until I copied down the formula from the second column. I used 182.5 days to represent half a year. You would need to to use 183 days on leap years though.
Reply:The Date function only works properly with dates after 1980. 1979 will give the error you describe. Use Days360 instead and format your input cells as date.
Date formulas help in excel?
in the cell you want the 6 month formula in, enter ={cell where hire date is}+182.5 example =A1+182.5
for the 12 month formula add 365 instead of 180 in the above formula.
It will automatically keep the same format with year as the format of the original hire date. From there, you can easily format the cell to be just month and day.
********************Update:***********...
In excel 2007, select the area you want to set the format of.
Select conditional formatting, then new rule, then select format only cells that contain, Choose dates occuring, then choose this month/next month etc, then set format of the rule (ie font, size, color, underline, bold etc.)
I don't think it would be much different for older versions of excel.
Reply:You could say "=DATE(YEAR(A1)+29,MONTH(A1)+6,DAY(A1))"... but that only works in this special case.
Reply:Try right clicking on the cell's you want to use and "format cells" then and use a custom date that you can specify yourself. You should be able to specify just month and day. For example:
it may be mmm-dd-yy so just delete the "yy" and leave it mmm-dd and that should work. It works the same for day then year just reverse the mmm-dd to dd-mmm. It's a simple solution.
Reply:Column A1 automatically displays a default date of 1906 until it is supplied with a value from column A2. It has nothing to do with the year 2008.
I just did a small test:
A1=7/16/1979 A2=A1+182.5
B1=A2 B2=B1+182.5
As I copied the formula down I noticed that first column had the value 00/01/1906 until I copied down the formula from the second column. I used 182.5 days to represent half a year. You would need to to use 183 days on leap years though.
Reply:The Date function only works properly with dates after 1980. 1979 will give the error you describe. Use Days360 instead and format your input cells as date.
Due date and conception?
My due date is set to be 2/21/07, by ultrasound and my lmp,which was 5/18/06. I know I had irregular cycles..about 32 or 33 days. Is it common that an ultrasound date could be off by 4 or 5 days? Could I have a later due date? I had ultrasounds done at 11 weeks..i believe it said a due date of feb. 23, then again at 26 weeks, with a date of feb. 21, then the last at 30 weeks and 3 days, with another date of feb. 21. I would also like to know a conception date, because I believe it was somewhere around my birthday, June 6th.
Due date and conception?
Ultrasounds go by the size of the baby. So if the baby is bigger or smaller than what they calculated, they will change the due date to reflect the differences. It is really hard to get an exact conception date, because every woman's cycle is different and most woman don't know the EXACT day they ovulated. Basically sometime during the week of February 21, you should have a baby. But remember some babies come early and some come late, regardless of when they're due. More than likely you did conceive somewhere around your birthday, maybe a few days or a week before that. Good Luck!
Reply:ULTRA SOUNDS GO BY THE SIZE OF THE BABY
Reply:The due date is not an exact science. I was told Sept 18 or 23 for mine and I gave birth Sept 13th.
It could very well be June 6th but keep in mind that his soldiers can live in the body up to 4 days, but that is still close to your Birthday.
Reply:Ultra sounds determine due dates by the size of the baby. So if your baby is bigger than the average baby it says you are due earlier. If it is smaller it says that you are due later. Doctors use the date of your last period. My doctor told me that the only time they use the ultra sound date is when it is 7 days (more or less) different than what they originally thought.
I would go with whatever date your doctor told you are due, but keep in mind only 5% of babies come on their due dates. Mine was due on Monday and I am still waiting for him to come.
Reply:Unless you were charting your fertility signs, it's very hard to tell. Conception depends on when you ovulated. If you have irregular cycles, it's especially hard to tell when you might have ovulated.
For example, I often have long cycles. It's not uncommon for me to ovulate around day 18-38. If I were to conceive, knowing nothing about my fertility signs, a doc would likely calculate based on my LMP. HOwever, s/he'd be off by 4-14 days! That could make a BIG difference when it comes to docs wanting to push induction for being "overdue."
At this point, all calculations would be speculation.
Reply:First day of last menstrual period: May 17, 2006
Estimated date of conception: Wednesday, May 31, 2006
End of 1st trimester (12 weeks): Wednesday, August 9, 2006
End of 2nd trimester (27 weeks): Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Estimated Due Date: Febuary 21. 2007
Good luck and Congrats!
http://www.mybirthcare.com/calculator.as...
Reply:Wednesday May 31st if you are really due on Feb 21st and ya its just an estimation your baby could come at anytime.
Good luck and congrats.
Just go in and put you due date in the backwards calculator.
Reply:It's all a guess/estimate anyway. It's not that big a deal.
Reply:Ultrasounds are very sensitive and are more accurate for predicting the actual gestational age of the baby. My original due date was July 28th. I had an early ultrasound (nine weeks) and my due date changed to August 14th. I would trust the due date based on your ultrasound, especially since you had irregular periods.
As far as when you conceived, this website is great. Based on their calculation your date of conception was May 31st.
Hope that helps. Take care and congrats.
http://www.intmed.mcw.edu/clincalc/pregn...
cosmetic dentistry
Due date and conception?
Ultrasounds go by the size of the baby. So if the baby is bigger or smaller than what they calculated, they will change the due date to reflect the differences. It is really hard to get an exact conception date, because every woman's cycle is different and most woman don't know the EXACT day they ovulated. Basically sometime during the week of February 21, you should have a baby. But remember some babies come early and some come late, regardless of when they're due. More than likely you did conceive somewhere around your birthday, maybe a few days or a week before that. Good Luck!
Reply:ULTRA SOUNDS GO BY THE SIZE OF THE BABY
Reply:The due date is not an exact science. I was told Sept 18 or 23 for mine and I gave birth Sept 13th.
It could very well be June 6th but keep in mind that his soldiers can live in the body up to 4 days, but that is still close to your Birthday.
Reply:Ultra sounds determine due dates by the size of the baby. So if your baby is bigger than the average baby it says you are due earlier. If it is smaller it says that you are due later. Doctors use the date of your last period. My doctor told me that the only time they use the ultra sound date is when it is 7 days (more or less) different than what they originally thought.
I would go with whatever date your doctor told you are due, but keep in mind only 5% of babies come on their due dates. Mine was due on Monday and I am still waiting for him to come.
Reply:Unless you were charting your fertility signs, it's very hard to tell. Conception depends on when you ovulated. If you have irregular cycles, it's especially hard to tell when you might have ovulated.
For example, I often have long cycles. It's not uncommon for me to ovulate around day 18-38. If I were to conceive, knowing nothing about my fertility signs, a doc would likely calculate based on my LMP. HOwever, s/he'd be off by 4-14 days! That could make a BIG difference when it comes to docs wanting to push induction for being "overdue."
At this point, all calculations would be speculation.
Reply:First day of last menstrual period: May 17, 2006
Estimated date of conception: Wednesday, May 31, 2006
End of 1st trimester (12 weeks): Wednesday, August 9, 2006
End of 2nd trimester (27 weeks): Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Estimated Due Date: Febuary 21. 2007
Good luck and Congrats!
http://www.mybirthcare.com/calculator.as...
Reply:Wednesday May 31st if you are really due on Feb 21st and ya its just an estimation your baby could come at anytime.
Good luck and congrats.
Just go in and put you due date in the backwards calculator.
Reply:It's all a guess/estimate anyway. It's not that big a deal.
Reply:Ultrasounds are very sensitive and are more accurate for predicting the actual gestational age of the baby. My original due date was July 28th. I had an early ultrasound (nine weeks) and my due date changed to August 14th. I would trust the due date based on your ultrasound, especially since you had irregular periods.
As far as when you conceived, this website is great. Based on their calculation your date of conception was May 31st.
Hope that helps. Take care and congrats.
http://www.intmed.mcw.edu/clincalc/pregn...
cosmetic dentistry
Which date is best to go by to get youe due date?
ok Which date is best to go by to get a more acurate due date the date of your last period or your conception day? I know the exact date I got pregnant which was NOV 1ST my last period was Oct 20th but it was a messed up period. from the date of my missed period it says i am due July 26th and from my conception is says like the 22nd? I dont know which date to go by
Which date is best to go by to get youe due date?
Usually by the date of your last period. But they are so close anyways I would pick a number in the middle and go with that. Once you start seeing a doc/midwife, which ever you choose, they will be able to give you a more accurate reading. Plus as your pregnancy progresses they could change your date, because they may notice that the baby is getting bigger, or your belly is so many centimeters and your weeks are off. It all just depends. But you sound pretty positive of when you concieved and when you had your last period and the docs will go by what you say.
They say count 9 months and 7 days from the last day of your period.
Reply:Go by the day the last day of your mestrual cycle, the doctors go by that, and depending on the length of your cycle they tell you the day..
Actually, when I went in for a ultrasound they mesured my baby, in the computer some how, then he told me i was excatly 8weeks and 2 days.
Reply:the first day of your last period is what your doctors will go by the whole preg.
(i really dont understand this because technically you were not preg. until conception...lol)....but thats what they do so i would go by that
congrats!
Reply:It its impossible to tell when your conception date was as fertilization can take place a few days afterwards. Also your last period makes only a "vague" date. When you go for your first ultrasound scan, the size of the baby will be the best indication of when it is due. Having said that, it will be born when it is good and ready and not before!!
Which date is best to go by to get youe due date?
Usually by the date of your last period. But they are so close anyways I would pick a number in the middle and go with that. Once you start seeing a doc/midwife, which ever you choose, they will be able to give you a more accurate reading. Plus as your pregnancy progresses they could change your date, because they may notice that the baby is getting bigger, or your belly is so many centimeters and your weeks are off. It all just depends. But you sound pretty positive of when you concieved and when you had your last period and the docs will go by what you say.
They say count 9 months and 7 days from the last day of your period.
Reply:Go by the day the last day of your mestrual cycle, the doctors go by that, and depending on the length of your cycle they tell you the day..
Actually, when I went in for a ultrasound they mesured my baby, in the computer some how, then he told me i was excatly 8weeks and 2 days.
Reply:the first day of your last period is what your doctors will go by the whole preg.
(i really dont understand this because technically you were not preg. until conception...lol)....but thats what they do so i would go by that
congrats!
Reply:It its impossible to tell when your conception date was as fertilization can take place a few days afterwards. Also your last period makes only a "vague" date. When you go for your first ultrasound scan, the size of the baby will be the best indication of when it is due. Having said that, it will be born when it is good and ready and not before!!
Double-dating on a second date?
so after a while this wonderful girl and i went on our first date. took her to dinner, royally embarrassed myself ice skating but we were both pretty bad so we held hands and had so much fun. it's time for a second date. i've been looking for poetry readings, the theatre, anything interesting to her. she loves literature, art, poetry, music (not hardcore rock like ME!) and i love her for it. i was hopin for anything. my friend calls me, a little lonely, and asks if i want to double date with him and his long-term girlfriend. there's nothing else to do, so he suggests hitting the movies and dinner (which i think is really unoriginal). i'd love to do something cool but it's for saturday night in scranton pa. sure, chicago's playing at the theatre but it's at least $30 a ticket, a little pricey for us. first of all, should we double date on a second date? if so, anybody know the area - what can we do besides the dinner/movie date? museums are closed, i don't know any local bands. Help!
Double-dating on a second date?
You shouldn't force her to double date, or even tell her that your friends want to. I would ask her,"hey, would you be interested in a double date with my good friend, and his girlfriend?" If she sounds ackward at all, I would can it. If she says "....Yes."With hesitation, tell her okay! Than later do the same thing you were going to do, and say they couldn't make it.NO MATTER WHAT YOU DECIDE TO DO, DO IT WITH A SMILE, AND HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!=]
Reply:Umm, double dating doesn't sound bad but if you're looking for a place to go...maybe have her suggest her fave place?
Reply:I think it is ok to double date if she has met your friends before (or better yet if she already knows them well) thats fine.
If you wanted to go on a date during the day you could take her to a park and have lunch or bbq (show her your cooking skills) go for a walk in the botanical gardens (if there are any nearby) or maybe dinner but no movie....
The best way to surprise her is to use your imagination!
Double-dating on a second date?
You shouldn't force her to double date, or even tell her that your friends want to. I would ask her,"hey, would you be interested in a double date with my good friend, and his girlfriend?" If she sounds ackward at all, I would can it. If she says "....Yes."With hesitation, tell her okay! Than later do the same thing you were going to do, and say they couldn't make it.NO MATTER WHAT YOU DECIDE TO DO, DO IT WITH A SMILE, AND HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!=]
Reply:Umm, double dating doesn't sound bad but if you're looking for a place to go...maybe have her suggest her fave place?
Reply:I think it is ok to double date if she has met your friends before (or better yet if she already knows them well) thats fine.
If you wanted to go on a date during the day you could take her to a park and have lunch or bbq (show her your cooking skills) go for a walk in the botanical gardens (if there are any nearby) or maybe dinner but no movie....
The best way to surprise her is to use your imagination!
Blind date (internet date) help please....?
Hello I am not writing lengthy essay but explaining step by step...
==we both between 35 and 40..and on casual relationship....
=i sent first msg by internet dating site and gave my mail if she interested for....
=then she introduce me and her self....i said I am not interested for serious relationship....
=after two / three month I drop one line for reply....
=we did talk 5 to 10 min on phone.....
=she invites me for date to her house at 8 pm sat...
=there are two weeks difference of time between phone talk and date....
=i stop to ring or email or any thing......
=before two days of date she remind mefor date,,,,
=she living alone in the house.....
.....WHAT'S THAT ALL MEAN?FOR BLIND DATE?ONLY CASUAL SEX?....
==IF ANY OTHER HAD HAVE EXPERIENCE LIKE THIS BEFORE?...
==THE LADIES HERE WHAT YOU THINK?
Blind date (internet date) help please....?
SHES LOOKING NOOKIE LOL
Reply:it's a blind date but obvious she wants a casual sex too coz if she really wants a date she won't ask a stranger to come n date in her house, too risky.
Reply:You have to wait two weeks
because she has a waiting list of other blokes to get through first
you will probably meet her last bloke coming out as you arrive
==we both between 35 and 40..and on casual relationship....
=i sent first msg by internet dating site and gave my mail if she interested for....
=then she introduce me and her self....i said I am not interested for serious relationship....
=after two / three month I drop one line for reply....
=we did talk 5 to 10 min on phone.....
=she invites me for date to her house at 8 pm sat...
=there are two weeks difference of time between phone talk and date....
=i stop to ring or email or any thing......
=before two days of date she remind mefor date,,,,
=she living alone in the house.....
.....WHAT'S THAT ALL MEAN?FOR BLIND DATE?ONLY CASUAL SEX?....
==IF ANY OTHER HAD HAVE EXPERIENCE LIKE THIS BEFORE?...
==THE LADIES HERE WHAT YOU THINK?
Blind date (internet date) help please....?
SHES LOOKING NOOKIE LOL
Reply:it's a blind date but obvious she wants a casual sex too coz if she really wants a date she won't ask a stranger to come n date in her house, too risky.
Reply:You have to wait two weeks
because she has a waiting list of other blokes to get through first
you will probably meet her last bloke coming out as you arrive
JavaScript - how do u validate Date in a form?..?
I need to validate the date that has been entered by user...
few thing has to be done here....
1. to validate the format of date
2. to check if the entered date is not gerater than today's date
i have no proble for the firts part....but my problem is in second part....
here is my code...
var myDate = new Date;
myDate.setDate(day); //day is the day from the form
myDate.setMonth(month+1); // month is from the form too
myDate.setFullYear(year); //year from the form
alert("user: "+myDate) //this returns some wrong date...when 30/06/2006 is entered...it alters "wed Mar 2 ...2006"
var today = new Date;
alert("today: "+today) //this returns correct, today's date
if (myDate %26gt; today)
{alert("Date has to be smaller than today's date")}
i tried to use Date.parse also, but couldnt get anything....any idea on this??
if u have any code on this, would be cool too :D:D
(btw...i've already looked online)
tanx alot
Zoha
JavaScript - how do u validate Date in a form?..?
Try:
var myDate=new Date()
myDate.setFullYear(year,month-1,day)
var today = new Date()
if (myDate%26gt;today)
{
Your Message
}
I suppose you can Use the Details given in the Link:
http://www.w3schools.com/js/js_obj_date....
and answer to your particular qustion may be found here:
http://www.irt.org/script/16.htm
Also go to following site for FAQs related to Date
http://www.irt.org/script/date.htm
These might help
crowns
few thing has to be done here....
1. to validate the format of date
2. to check if the entered date is not gerater than today's date
i have no proble for the firts part....but my problem is in second part....
here is my code...
var myDate = new Date;
myDate.setDate(day); //day is the day from the form
myDate.setMonth(month+1); // month is from the form too
myDate.setFullYear(year); //year from the form
alert("user: "+myDate) //this returns some wrong date...when 30/06/2006 is entered...it alters "wed Mar 2 ...2006"
var today = new Date;
alert("today: "+today) //this returns correct, today's date
if (myDate %26gt; today)
{alert("Date has to be smaller than today's date")}
i tried to use Date.parse also, but couldnt get anything....any idea on this??
if u have any code on this, would be cool too :D:D
(btw...i've already looked online)
tanx alot
Zoha
JavaScript - how do u validate Date in a form?..?
Try:
var myDate=new Date()
myDate.setFullYear(year,month-1,day)
var today = new Date()
if (myDate%26gt;today)
{
Your Message
}
I suppose you can Use the Details given in the Link:
http://www.w3schools.com/js/js_obj_date....
and answer to your particular qustion may be found here:
http://www.irt.org/script/16.htm
Also go to following site for FAQs related to Date
http://www.irt.org/script/date.htm
These might help
crowns
Date help (will try to make as short as possible)?
ok i'll try to make this short. my friend set me up on a blind (now not so blind) date with his friend and was originally supposed to just be me and her but her friend and their stalker go as well. i wake up at 1 in the afternoon and miss it and it is rescheduled for tomorrow. the stalker has a monstrous crush on me and doesnt even want to date, luckily she is not going on the date, just wants to go straight to the marriage. the friends friend is now my friend and is adding herself into the date along with my date. my date has a crush on me as well and we really get along well. i'm only in 8th grade, i'm freaking 14 i really dont want to deal with a love square right now at this point in time. any suggestions on what to do? anyone been through the same thing? if you have i'm kinda sorry for you. anyways help?
Date help (will try to make as short as possible)?
Gosh you are quite the babe magnet. I know a few guys who would give their right arm to be in your situation. But seriously you're only 14 and this is way to much hassle. Maybe it's time to tell all the girls individually you're not ready for all of this and that you need to figure out what you want.
You can always opt for the more bold approach and wear a t-shirt saying "I'm single and I like it that way".
Good luck keeping the ladies at a distance...
Reply:it's a mad mad world, even an 8th grader thinking about getting married soon! and also they know how to stalk ... geesh
Reply:same thing happened to me but I'm 15 and i think your case is worse.
well there was this guys that i wanted and my cousin wanted him too.
he didn't know who to chose but he chose me because he knew more about me and he was really digging me and then my ex-boyfriend wanted me back and i was dating this dude and my cousin wanted my ex just because he had huge muscles and a really hot 6 pack.
i told him not to date my cousin because she has had sex with more than one person and she said she might have herpes so that put him off.
i know it selfish but Jake means something to me still.
i didn't want him but he was like stalking me and calling me.
trying to get with me and stuff but full on rejection.
i mean why should i go back to him he cheated on me with my best friend.
but i never let a stupid boy get in the way of my friendship.
i love my current boyfriend.
blind dates aren't a good idea.
trust me that's ho mine started off with my ex.
Date help (will try to make as short as possible)?
Gosh you are quite the babe magnet. I know a few guys who would give their right arm to be in your situation. But seriously you're only 14 and this is way to much hassle. Maybe it's time to tell all the girls individually you're not ready for all of this and that you need to figure out what you want.
You can always opt for the more bold approach and wear a t-shirt saying "I'm single and I like it that way".
Good luck keeping the ladies at a distance...
Reply:it's a mad mad world, even an 8th grader thinking about getting married soon! and also they know how to stalk ... geesh
Reply:same thing happened to me but I'm 15 and i think your case is worse.
well there was this guys that i wanted and my cousin wanted him too.
he didn't know who to chose but he chose me because he knew more about me and he was really digging me and then my ex-boyfriend wanted me back and i was dating this dude and my cousin wanted my ex just because he had huge muscles and a really hot 6 pack.
i told him not to date my cousin because she has had sex with more than one person and she said she might have herpes so that put him off.
i know it selfish but Jake means something to me still.
i didn't want him but he was like stalking me and calling me.
trying to get with me and stuff but full on rejection.
i mean why should i go back to him he cheated on me with my best friend.
but i never let a stupid boy get in the way of my friendship.
i love my current boyfriend.
blind dates aren't a good idea.
trust me that's ho mine started off with my ex.
I dated this guy 3 times before my best friend did and him and i want to date again should i date him again?
we dated 3 times already but i feel he is the one!after we dated the third time he dated my best friend.he broke up with her and we both want to date each other again.should we follow our heart and date and see how far we get this time or not even try?i really believe we belong together specially because we keep going back to each other.do you think im weird because i belive that?should i change my mind about him?
I dated this guy 3 times before my best friend did and him and i want to date again should i date him again?
if you guys want to date go for it you dont want to spend your life wondering what would have happened if you got back together always follow your heart when it comes to love
Reply:hell no why do you want left overs.
Reply:the same thing happened between my sis, me, my bffl, and a guy. we all dated him and now he and my sis want 2 go out again so i'll say the same thing 2 u as i did 2 them.....
give it a chance! it might work more and more each time!
Reply:why dont you and this guy talk about what made you brake up the first couple times. then go out again and try to avoid the reasons why u guys broke up. And no i dont think its weird. good luck
I dated this guy 3 times before my best friend did and him and i want to date again should i date him again?
if you guys want to date go for it you dont want to spend your life wondering what would have happened if you got back together always follow your heart when it comes to love
Reply:hell no why do you want left overs.
Reply:the same thing happened between my sis, me, my bffl, and a guy. we all dated him and now he and my sis want 2 go out again so i'll say the same thing 2 u as i did 2 them.....
give it a chance! it might work more and more each time!
Reply:why dont you and this guy talk about what made you brake up the first couple times. then go out again and try to avoid the reasons why u guys broke up. And no i dont think its weird. good luck
Dividend date vs ex-dividend date?
what is the difference between these two, usually they have dividend date followed by a later date called the ex-dividend date, what do these terms both mean??
So if I want to buy a stock before they pay me dividends, what date do I have to buy it before? Is the ex-dividend date meaning the last day to buy stock before i get dividends for current cycle? So as long as i buy it before the ex-dividend date I will get the dividend ??
Dividend date vs ex-dividend date?
The ex-dividend date is the day that the stock starts trading without the dividend. If you already own the stock on the ex-dividend date, you will get the dividend. If you buy it on or after the ex-dividend date, the previous owner gets the dividend.
The dividend date is the day that it is actually paid.
Reply:For the most accurate ex-dividend date data you can use DividendInvestor.com. They have the US, UK and Canadian stock exhanges with all the ex-dividend date data for free.
http://www.dividendinvestor.co... Report It
Reply:Neither of the above answers are correct...
Go to wikipedia on the web to get an accurate answer ( I don't feel like doing it for you).
Reply:Dividend date is the declared date. You have to own the stock on that date. The ex-date is the date the dividend is paid.
Reply:Dividend date is when it's paid. Ex-dividend date is when you have to own the stock by to get that dividend.
So if I want to buy a stock before they pay me dividends, what date do I have to buy it before? Is the ex-dividend date meaning the last day to buy stock before i get dividends for current cycle? So as long as i buy it before the ex-dividend date I will get the dividend ??
Dividend date vs ex-dividend date?
The ex-dividend date is the day that the stock starts trading without the dividend. If you already own the stock on the ex-dividend date, you will get the dividend. If you buy it on or after the ex-dividend date, the previous owner gets the dividend.
The dividend date is the day that it is actually paid.
Reply:For the most accurate ex-dividend date data you can use DividendInvestor.com. They have the US, UK and Canadian stock exhanges with all the ex-dividend date data for free.
http://www.dividendinvestor.co... Report It
Reply:Neither of the above answers are correct...
Go to wikipedia on the web to get an accurate answer ( I don't feel like doing it for you).
Reply:Dividend date is the declared date. You have to own the stock on that date. The ex-date is the date the dividend is paid.
Reply:Dividend date is when it's paid. Ex-dividend date is when you have to own the stock by to get that dividend.
3rd date...still no kiss?? (from a man's perspective)?
im an attractive guy, no problems meeting and dating women but this situation has me completely stumped. I've been seeing this girl and we are planning our 4th date but she won't kiss me. I can understand holding back on 1st date, but come on...not even on 3rd date?!?! We have fantastic chemistry on our dates, plenty of conversation focused on romance and relationships, plenty of touching, strong mutual eye contact, implied talk of continuing to date each other, some hand holding, etc. The signs show that she is interested in me but every time I try and kiss her she turns her head away and im left with a good ole "friendly" hug and I just give her a kiss on her cheek. I've dating dozens and dozens of girls and never had this situation. I would be tempted to just let her go, but we have such amazing chemisty together which is so hard to find.
I need some words of wisdom...ty!
3rd date...still no kiss?? (from a man's perspective)?
Wow! A man with his head on straight...nice to see. It sounds to me that you're getting all the signs. Maybe the next time go in 90% of the way to the point where she either returns a kiss or bails. I'm sure you won't be all creepy about it, so go in 90 and if she bails, ask her what's wrong. Tell her you like her, have been wanting to kiss her, but are getting apprehension from her. It don't see that as insecure, I see that as you calling out the situation for what it is. But, you gotta go in for the kiss first. If you jsut randomly bring it up at dinner or something, then yes, you'll look insecure.
Be patient...good chemistry doesn't happen all the time as you know. Just try and put an end to this question mark swirling around in your head ASAP.
Reply:Just give it time. Maybe it still so soon for her and she is afraid of falling too hard for you. Girls get their emotions involved in things a lot quicker than guys do so let her take her time. If you have the chemistry, you can wait. It will be better in the long run. If you must, though, mention it to her. Maybe in a lighthearted way. See what the real story is.
Best of luck!
Reply:bc she knows after that youll just want to have sex duhhh
Reply:by date number 4 she should be ready to kiss, but then again, maybe she's not a kisser. only way to find out for sure is to ask her. can i recomment something before that 4th date? brush your teeth!!! just in case it might be your breath. (i'm not saying that to be mean ok)
Reply:sounds like your not really being aggressive
enough
Reply:Why does everybody find it necessary to rush these things all the time? Maybe if you'd actually give her some time to get to know you a little, she just might be willing to kiss you. Just relax, man...
Reply:yeah that really sucks and thats weird for her hey just ask her if u can kiss her some girls liked to be asked and yeah ask her y she doesnt want to kiss her maybe she has had no experiace and she is shy about the whole thing too so yeah u never know
Reply:Maybe she's a lousy kisser! Or maybe she's not a kisser at all and if that is the case the kiss will probably be awful anyway. I've been there, friend.
Reply:just wait for it, in the meantime go play with ur self
Reply:I didn't kiss my husband for the first time until our wedding day, when the pastor said "You may now kiss the bride".
Reply:Just give her time...maybe she got out a bad relationship and she is scared to trust again? You never know...but if the chemistry is great, then don't let her go over something as simple as a kiss. Remember, good things come to those who wait :) Good luck!
Reply:she doesnt want that to be what your relationship is about. not so much kissing, but just sex. shes prob. looking for something substantial and is holding back because she wants to make sure that you guys can have something where you can just talk and chill out.
or she doesnt like you, which i doubt.
or shes really shy when it comes to that kind of stuff.
maybe shes religious..
maybe she knows shes a terrible kisser or is self concious about her kissing technique. lawl.
but idk, i think you should continue to date her and if she doesnt kiss you before you get really fed up then break it off or ask her why.
Reply:maybe she is not ready to kiss you yet
Reply:There's another guy.
I know it's harsh but it's not necessarily a bad thing.
there's two likely scenario's
1
The fact that she won't kiss you yet obviously shows that she is a decent little chickie and it probably means she ain't fooling around with him either, and she just needs more time to get to know you and decide if it's you she wants.
If this is the case than being patient will payoff, cuz chances are the other jerk won't and you win.
2
She's got a full blown boyfriend and she wants out but isn't yet. In this case it means she definitely likes you but like i said she's a good little girl and wouldnt dare cheat on her boyfriend.
Either way, just play it like you have been and don't you dare start getting pissy with her. Cuz if you land this chick she's gonna be a good one, I promise.
Just be patient and respect that she wants to take things slow.
Reply:Just relax and don't worry about it. It's not that big of a deal. Ask yourself why you want things to build so quickly and happen by the 4th, 5th or whatever date. This isn't a race, dude. Chill out and let things take their course. If she doesn't kiss you until the 60th date it shouldn't make an inch of difference if things are going as well as you say they are. If it's meant to be, it will happen ... and not because you forced it into place before she was ready. You'll freak her out. Believe me, she's thinking about it as much as you are, if not more. Chances are she'll finally say something. Don't let your insecurities screw it up.
Reply:Just ask her. :) If you guys are getting along great, then conversation shouldn't be a problem.
Reply:Sounds like she's just driving you crazy. Just keep building up to it. If you really like this girl, then this will only make the first kiss stronger. Plus, you know that she won't go around kissing some random guy. I'd say hang in there.
To the guy saying that he isn't being aggressive enough, um... dude. That's not cool. If a girl turned her head to you, and you tried harder to force a kiss, things will not end up on good terms.
Reply:DO NOT LET HER GO. You have a gem of a woman on your hands. The best way to deal with this is to back off. She's telling you that she wants to be friends first. She's not yet ready for intimacy. Don't push her on this issue or you might scare her away. In fact, if you chill back and don't make any moves for the next 2 dates, she'll probably kiss you herself. Good luck!
Reply:Dude, its good this way. It may seem weird, but it gives you that much more of a reason to keep chasing her down. This doesnt mean that shes prude, its just that she wants it to be good. A memorable first kiss. That means that she respects her body and should make you feel good that she doesnt go around kissing guys that she thinks she likes or thinks their cute (my x). Shes just being precautious. Let it go, its just a kiss. Maybe shes really scared of PDA to. Public Displays of Affection... Had a few ppl who were freaked to do some of that. Try to see if your on a walk alone somewhere to get a pop kiss or something. dont let it get away at you, shes keeping you on the chase.
Reply:shes probably just not ready or maybe thinks tt u will hate her kiss or something....she doesnt want to ruin the scenario probably
Reply:What are her religious beliefs? do you have bad breath? Does she have a boundary about what is appropriate at a certain stage of courtship? You say you have lots of conversations .. well,ask her instead of being puzzled. If you are imbarrassed to ask, you shouldn't be dating anyone.
implants
I need some words of wisdom...ty!
3rd date...still no kiss?? (from a man's perspective)?
Wow! A man with his head on straight...nice to see. It sounds to me that you're getting all the signs. Maybe the next time go in 90% of the way to the point where she either returns a kiss or bails. I'm sure you won't be all creepy about it, so go in 90 and if she bails, ask her what's wrong. Tell her you like her, have been wanting to kiss her, but are getting apprehension from her. It don't see that as insecure, I see that as you calling out the situation for what it is. But, you gotta go in for the kiss first. If you jsut randomly bring it up at dinner or something, then yes, you'll look insecure.
Be patient...good chemistry doesn't happen all the time as you know. Just try and put an end to this question mark swirling around in your head ASAP.
Reply:Just give it time. Maybe it still so soon for her and she is afraid of falling too hard for you. Girls get their emotions involved in things a lot quicker than guys do so let her take her time. If you have the chemistry, you can wait. It will be better in the long run. If you must, though, mention it to her. Maybe in a lighthearted way. See what the real story is.
Best of luck!
Reply:bc she knows after that youll just want to have sex duhhh
Reply:by date number 4 she should be ready to kiss, but then again, maybe she's not a kisser. only way to find out for sure is to ask her. can i recomment something before that 4th date? brush your teeth!!! just in case it might be your breath. (i'm not saying that to be mean ok)
Reply:sounds like your not really being aggressive
enough
Reply:Why does everybody find it necessary to rush these things all the time? Maybe if you'd actually give her some time to get to know you a little, she just might be willing to kiss you. Just relax, man...
Reply:yeah that really sucks and thats weird for her hey just ask her if u can kiss her some girls liked to be asked and yeah ask her y she doesnt want to kiss her maybe she has had no experiace and she is shy about the whole thing too so yeah u never know
Reply:Maybe she's a lousy kisser! Or maybe she's not a kisser at all and if that is the case the kiss will probably be awful anyway. I've been there, friend.
Reply:just wait for it, in the meantime go play with ur self
Reply:I didn't kiss my husband for the first time until our wedding day, when the pastor said "You may now kiss the bride".
Reply:Just give her time...maybe she got out a bad relationship and she is scared to trust again? You never know...but if the chemistry is great, then don't let her go over something as simple as a kiss. Remember, good things come to those who wait :) Good luck!
Reply:she doesnt want that to be what your relationship is about. not so much kissing, but just sex. shes prob. looking for something substantial and is holding back because she wants to make sure that you guys can have something where you can just talk and chill out.
or she doesnt like you, which i doubt.
or shes really shy when it comes to that kind of stuff.
maybe shes religious..
maybe she knows shes a terrible kisser or is self concious about her kissing technique. lawl.
but idk, i think you should continue to date her and if she doesnt kiss you before you get really fed up then break it off or ask her why.
Reply:maybe she is not ready to kiss you yet
Reply:There's another guy.
I know it's harsh but it's not necessarily a bad thing.
there's two likely scenario's
1
The fact that she won't kiss you yet obviously shows that she is a decent little chickie and it probably means she ain't fooling around with him either, and she just needs more time to get to know you and decide if it's you she wants.
If this is the case than being patient will payoff, cuz chances are the other jerk won't and you win.
2
She's got a full blown boyfriend and she wants out but isn't yet. In this case it means she definitely likes you but like i said she's a good little girl and wouldnt dare cheat on her boyfriend.
Either way, just play it like you have been and don't you dare start getting pissy with her. Cuz if you land this chick she's gonna be a good one, I promise.
Just be patient and respect that she wants to take things slow.
Reply:Just relax and don't worry about it. It's not that big of a deal. Ask yourself why you want things to build so quickly and happen by the 4th, 5th or whatever date. This isn't a race, dude. Chill out and let things take their course. If she doesn't kiss you until the 60th date it shouldn't make an inch of difference if things are going as well as you say they are. If it's meant to be, it will happen ... and not because you forced it into place before she was ready. You'll freak her out. Believe me, she's thinking about it as much as you are, if not more. Chances are she'll finally say something. Don't let your insecurities screw it up.
Reply:Just ask her. :) If you guys are getting along great, then conversation shouldn't be a problem.
Reply:Sounds like she's just driving you crazy. Just keep building up to it. If you really like this girl, then this will only make the first kiss stronger. Plus, you know that she won't go around kissing some random guy. I'd say hang in there.
To the guy saying that he isn't being aggressive enough, um... dude. That's not cool. If a girl turned her head to you, and you tried harder to force a kiss, things will not end up on good terms.
Reply:DO NOT LET HER GO. You have a gem of a woman on your hands. The best way to deal with this is to back off. She's telling you that she wants to be friends first. She's not yet ready for intimacy. Don't push her on this issue or you might scare her away. In fact, if you chill back and don't make any moves for the next 2 dates, she'll probably kiss you herself. Good luck!
Reply:Dude, its good this way. It may seem weird, but it gives you that much more of a reason to keep chasing her down. This doesnt mean that shes prude, its just that she wants it to be good. A memorable first kiss. That means that she respects her body and should make you feel good that she doesnt go around kissing guys that she thinks she likes or thinks their cute (my x). Shes just being precautious. Let it go, its just a kiss. Maybe shes really scared of PDA to. Public Displays of Affection... Had a few ppl who were freaked to do some of that. Try to see if your on a walk alone somewhere to get a pop kiss or something. dont let it get away at you, shes keeping you on the chase.
Reply:shes probably just not ready or maybe thinks tt u will hate her kiss or something....she doesnt want to ruin the scenario probably
Reply:What are her religious beliefs? do you have bad breath? Does she have a boundary about what is appropriate at a certain stage of courtship? You say you have lots of conversations .. well,ask her instead of being puzzled. If you are imbarrassed to ask, you shouldn't be dating anyone.
implants
Bad date excuses,long ones?
If your date ever uses any of these lines, you know its game over.
1. I have to floss my cat.
2. I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3. I want to spend more time with my blender.
4. The President said he might drop in.
5. The man on television told me to say tuned.
6. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7. I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8. It's my parakeet's bowling night.
9. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10. I'm building a pig from a kit.
11. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
12. I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13. There's a disturbance in the Force.
14. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15. I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
16. I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
17. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
19. I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20. My crayons all melted together.
21. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22. I'm in training to be a household pest.
23. I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
24. My patent is pending.
25. I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
26. I'm sandblasting my oven.
27. I'm worried about my vertical hold.
28. I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29. I'm being deported.
30. The grunion are running.
31. I'll be looking for a parking space.
32. My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
33. The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more
dots.
34. I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
35. I have to fluff my shower cap.
36. I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37. I've come down with a really horrible case of something or
other.
38. I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39. My plot to take over the world is thickening.
40. I have to fulfill my potential.
41. I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
42. It's too close to the turn of the century.
43. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
44. My subconscious says no.
45. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46. I left my body in my other clothes.
47. The last time I went out, I never came back.
48. I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49. I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
50. None of my socks match.
51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52. I'm having all my plants neutered.
53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
55. I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My
Refrigerator. "
56. I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
57. My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58. I'm touring China with a wok band.
59. My chocolate-appreciat ion class meets that night.
60. I never go out on days that end in "Y."
61. My mother would never let me hear the end of it.
62. I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student
named Basil Metabolism.
63. I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't
put it down.
64. I'm too old/young for that stuff.
65. I have to ash/condition/ perm/curl/ tease my hair.
66. I have too much guilt.
67. There are important world issues that need worrying about.
68. I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
69. I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
70. I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
71. I feel a song coming on.
72. I'm trying to be less popular.
73. My bathroom tiles need grouting.
74. I have to bleach my hare.
75. I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
76. I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77. You know how we psychos are.
78. My favorite commercial is on TV.
79. I have to study for a blood test.
80. I'm going to be old someday.
81. I've been traded to Cincinnati.
82. I'm observing National Apathy Week.
83. I have to rotate my crops.
84. My uncle escaped again.
85. I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
87. I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
88. I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89. I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91. Having fun gives me prickly heat.
92. I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is
looking for me.
93. I have to jog my memory.
94. My palm reader advised against it.
95. My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96. I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97. I prefer to remain an enigma.
98. I think you want the OTHER [your name].
99. I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100. I'm trying to cut down.
101. My asthma is acting up again
102. That would interfere with my time to wait for the government to
take me away.
103. You're ugly, I'm busy, have a nice day
104. Its my goldfish's birthday
105. Uh, I have stuff to do.
106. I have to make an air sandwich
107. I have to hide the bodies.
108. I don't have time to go on a date...with YOU!
109. I have to wash my hair.
110. I have to clean my toilet
111. I need to spend quality time with my weed wacker
112. I need to clean the air in my room
113. My hamster is having a heart transplant and I need to stay for
moral support.
114. I caught a rare deadly African disease that's highly
contagious.
115. My gerbil is getting married.
116. I have plans to clean the cracks in my floor
117. Sorry, when you came to my door I mistook you for a mormon and
took cover.
118. I had to rob your house
119. That's the night I reorganize my rock collection.
120. Pinnochio is on tonight
121. I have to try out for the ice skating team at school.
122. I don't date outside my species
123. Sorry I think I'm gay
124. I have to go.......... .over.... ......... .there.
125. My butt is to big in this dress
126. I have to take out the trash
127. My dog had baby kittens.
128. I can't, I need to take my computer apart and put it back
together.
129. I have to go shopping for my mother.
130. I'm sorry, I have to rotate the strings on all of my shoes.
131. No
132. I told my car I would tenderly rub wax into it's body
133. I have to go for my full body wax appointment
134. I can't I was asked to go to another party w/o you
135. I don't date goats!
136. Ally Mcbeal is on
137. I'm reading with my widower
138. I have to brush my teeth.
139. Alf comes on soon
140. I'm sick.
141. I've had a better offer, some bloke is coming round to set fire
to my head
142. I'm busy cleaning the blood off my axe
143. My dad said I can't date till I am married
144. I'm shaving my dog.
145. It's against my religion to date people named (insert relevant
name)
146. My grandma is on fire.
147. I'm getting married tonight.
148. I'm engaged.
149. I don't want to ruin our friendship.
150. I have family in town.
151. I just washed my hair.
152. It's that time of the month again.
153. My father's grandmother' s aunt's mother died.
154. I have to take down the Christmas lights.
155. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday.
156. I left my tolerance in another coat.
157. I just got back together with my ex
158. I don't like people.
159. I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be
insulting to me? -- dan)
160. I might see someone who knows me.
161. My brother's sister's mum's son's dad died.
162. I would, but it would be a complete waste of make-up.
163. My pet snake is constipated again.
164. I have a phobia of people named (insert name here).
165. I have to teach my pig to sing.
166. I just got sick (right after you asked me out).
167. My dog is too tired.
168. I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin.
169. I would go out with you but my waiting list is full.
170. There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery.
171. I'm washing the sofa.
172. I have to milk my cow.
173. Everquest.
174. I don't want to miss Martha Stewart's premiere.
175. I have to teach my frog how to croak.
176. I'm too busy watching the paint dry.
177. The "Rocky" marathon is on that night.
178. I promised my mum I'd bathe the hamster.
179. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg.
180. I need to clip my nose hairs.
181. I have to read the labels on all of my food.
182. You are extremely unattractive. Sorry, someone had to tell you.
183. I'm gay.
184. I don't like you.
185. My goat broke a horn.
186. I have to go to the dentist.
187. I have to brush my dog's teeth.
188. I must go in search of my charms which were stolen by an angry
leprechaun.
189. I'm going to the moon.
190. My water wings are flat.
191. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath.
192. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks.
193. I have to wax the driveway.
194. I'm not into dating right now.
195. I'm teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar.
196. I'm teaching my dog to meow.
197. I have to watch Oprah.
198. I like you, but my friends said I can't go out with you.
199. I like your best friend.
200. I'm complicated to go out with.
201. I just found out we're related.
202. On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom.
Bad date excuses,long ones?
By God!! How much time do you have child? Enough to hear all those, I guess. 202!! My dear Lord!!
Reply:MANOFWORD???????????????? BE POLITE HONEY AND TELL THE TRUTH.......MANOFTOOMANYWORDS!... Report It
Reply:I'M SORRY, BUT, I GOT B O R E D AROUND #37!!! WHATEVER YOU DO...DO NOT PULL OUT THAT LIST TO REFER TO WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE!!!! GEEZ, GIVE THE POOR GIRL A BRAKE!! OH, BY TH WAY, HAVE ALL THOSE EXCUSES BEEN USED ON YOU?? MMMMMMM, WONDER WHY!!!!! Report It
Reply:Is this a question or an answer with a "?" at the end?
Reply:are you feeling o.k? you must not have had anything to do to type all of this down!!
Reply:Holy Sh** dude were you bored or what?
Reply:Me Like! to all those people who say its to long, thats YOUR problem if you think its too long only read the first 20. I think the more the merrier.
203. I dont date people who wear white socks and yours are the whitist I have ever seen.
At first 117 insulted me as I am Mormon, but then I lightened up and decided it was all in good natured fun!
Reply:gave me a good laugh but 202 things thats a little ocd
Reply:It's so long I didn't finish reading it.
Are you doing this to see what answers you get?
Man you must be bored.
Reply:Boy you wasn't lying about long huh? But what about this one
I have to count the wires on my TV....
They where funny
Reply:WOW HAVE SOMEONE USED ALL THEM ON YOU? YOU POOR DEAR:-(
Reply:This is tooooooo long!!!!!
Reply:Ok first step, next time narrow it down 2 the 1s pepl would realy do.
Reply:LOL! "Sorry I think i'm gay." hahaha ^_^ Haha Nice! Every day of the week ends in Y.. ha Niiiiiiiccccccceeee!! lol
Reply:lmao "I told my car I'd tenderly rub wax into it's body."
Reply:youve wasted my and your time
1. I have to floss my cat.
2. I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3. I want to spend more time with my blender.
4. The President said he might drop in.
5. The man on television told me to say tuned.
6. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7. I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8. It's my parakeet's bowling night.
9. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10. I'm building a pig from a kit.
11. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
12. I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13. There's a disturbance in the Force.
14. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15. I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
16. I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
17. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
19. I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20. My crayons all melted together.
21. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22. I'm in training to be a household pest.
23. I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
24. My patent is pending.
25. I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
26. I'm sandblasting my oven.
27. I'm worried about my vertical hold.
28. I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29. I'm being deported.
30. The grunion are running.
31. I'll be looking for a parking space.
32. My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
33. The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more
dots.
34. I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
35. I have to fluff my shower cap.
36. I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37. I've come down with a really horrible case of something or
other.
38. I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39. My plot to take over the world is thickening.
40. I have to fulfill my potential.
41. I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
42. It's too close to the turn of the century.
43. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
44. My subconscious says no.
45. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46. I left my body in my other clothes.
47. The last time I went out, I never came back.
48. I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49. I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
50. None of my socks match.
51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52. I'm having all my plants neutered.
53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
55. I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My
Refrigerator. "
56. I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
57. My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58. I'm touring China with a wok band.
59. My chocolate-appreciat ion class meets that night.
60. I never go out on days that end in "Y."
61. My mother would never let me hear the end of it.
62. I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student
named Basil Metabolism.
63. I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't
put it down.
64. I'm too old/young for that stuff.
65. I have to ash/condition/ perm/curl/ tease my hair.
66. I have too much guilt.
67. There are important world issues that need worrying about.
68. I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
69. I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
70. I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
71. I feel a song coming on.
72. I'm trying to be less popular.
73. My bathroom tiles need grouting.
74. I have to bleach my hare.
75. I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
76. I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77. You know how we psychos are.
78. My favorite commercial is on TV.
79. I have to study for a blood test.
80. I'm going to be old someday.
81. I've been traded to Cincinnati.
82. I'm observing National Apathy Week.
83. I have to rotate my crops.
84. My uncle escaped again.
85. I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
87. I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
88. I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89. I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91. Having fun gives me prickly heat.
92. I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is
looking for me.
93. I have to jog my memory.
94. My palm reader advised against it.
95. My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96. I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97. I prefer to remain an enigma.
98. I think you want the OTHER [your name].
99. I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100. I'm trying to cut down.
101. My asthma is acting up again
102. That would interfere with my time to wait for the government to
take me away.
103. You're ugly, I'm busy, have a nice day
104. Its my goldfish's birthday
105. Uh, I have stuff to do.
106. I have to make an air sandwich
107. I have to hide the bodies.
108. I don't have time to go on a date...with YOU!
109. I have to wash my hair.
110. I have to clean my toilet
111. I need to spend quality time with my weed wacker
112. I need to clean the air in my room
113. My hamster is having a heart transplant and I need to stay for
moral support.
114. I caught a rare deadly African disease that's highly
contagious.
115. My gerbil is getting married.
116. I have plans to clean the cracks in my floor
117. Sorry, when you came to my door I mistook you for a mormon and
took cover.
118. I had to rob your house
119. That's the night I reorganize my rock collection.
120. Pinnochio is on tonight
121. I have to try out for the ice skating team at school.
122. I don't date outside my species
123. Sorry I think I'm gay
124. I have to go.......... .over.... ......... .there.
125. My butt is to big in this dress
126. I have to take out the trash
127. My dog had baby kittens.
128. I can't, I need to take my computer apart and put it back
together.
129. I have to go shopping for my mother.
130. I'm sorry, I have to rotate the strings on all of my shoes.
131. No
132. I told my car I would tenderly rub wax into it's body
133. I have to go for my full body wax appointment
134. I can't I was asked to go to another party w/o you
135. I don't date goats!
136. Ally Mcbeal is on
137. I'm reading with my widower
138. I have to brush my teeth.
139. Alf comes on soon
140. I'm sick.
141. I've had a better offer, some bloke is coming round to set fire
to my head
142. I'm busy cleaning the blood off my axe
143. My dad said I can't date till I am married
144. I'm shaving my dog.
145. It's against my religion to date people named (insert relevant
name)
146. My grandma is on fire.
147. I'm getting married tonight.
148. I'm engaged.
149. I don't want to ruin our friendship.
150. I have family in town.
151. I just washed my hair.
152. It's that time of the month again.
153. My father's grandmother' s aunt's mother died.
154. I have to take down the Christmas lights.
155. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday.
156. I left my tolerance in another coat.
157. I just got back together with my ex
158. I don't like people.
159. I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be
insulting to me? -- dan)
160. I might see someone who knows me.
161. My brother's sister's mum's son's dad died.
162. I would, but it would be a complete waste of make-up.
163. My pet snake is constipated again.
164. I have a phobia of people named (insert name here).
165. I have to teach my pig to sing.
166. I just got sick (right after you asked me out).
167. My dog is too tired.
168. I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin.
169. I would go out with you but my waiting list is full.
170. There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery.
171. I'm washing the sofa.
172. I have to milk my cow.
173. Everquest.
174. I don't want to miss Martha Stewart's premiere.
175. I have to teach my frog how to croak.
176. I'm too busy watching the paint dry.
177. The "Rocky" marathon is on that night.
178. I promised my mum I'd bathe the hamster.
179. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg.
180. I need to clip my nose hairs.
181. I have to read the labels on all of my food.
182. You are extremely unattractive. Sorry, someone had to tell you.
183. I'm gay.
184. I don't like you.
185. My goat broke a horn.
186. I have to go to the dentist.
187. I have to brush my dog's teeth.
188. I must go in search of my charms which were stolen by an angry
leprechaun.
189. I'm going to the moon.
190. My water wings are flat.
191. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath.
192. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks.
193. I have to wax the driveway.
194. I'm not into dating right now.
195. I'm teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar.
196. I'm teaching my dog to meow.
197. I have to watch Oprah.
198. I like you, but my friends said I can't go out with you.
199. I like your best friend.
200. I'm complicated to go out with.
201. I just found out we're related.
202. On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom.
Bad date excuses,long ones?
By God!! How much time do you have child? Enough to hear all those, I guess. 202!! My dear Lord!!
Reply:MANOFWORD???????????????? BE POLITE HONEY AND TELL THE TRUTH.......MANOFTOOMANYWORDS!... Report It
Reply:I'M SORRY, BUT, I GOT B O R E D AROUND #37!!! WHATEVER YOU DO...DO NOT PULL OUT THAT LIST TO REFER TO WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE!!!! GEEZ, GIVE THE POOR GIRL A BRAKE!! OH, BY TH WAY, HAVE ALL THOSE EXCUSES BEEN USED ON YOU?? MMMMMMM, WONDER WHY!!!!! Report It
Reply:Is this a question or an answer with a "?" at the end?
Reply:are you feeling o.k? you must not have had anything to do to type all of this down!!
Reply:Holy Sh** dude were you bored or what?
Reply:Me Like! to all those people who say its to long, thats YOUR problem if you think its too long only read the first 20. I think the more the merrier.
203. I dont date people who wear white socks and yours are the whitist I have ever seen.
At first 117 insulted me as I am Mormon, but then I lightened up and decided it was all in good natured fun!
Reply:gave me a good laugh but 202 things thats a little ocd
Reply:It's so long I didn't finish reading it.
Are you doing this to see what answers you get?
Man you must be bored.
Reply:Boy you wasn't lying about long huh? But what about this one
I have to count the wires on my TV....
They where funny
Reply:WOW HAVE SOMEONE USED ALL THEM ON YOU? YOU POOR DEAR:-(
Reply:This is tooooooo long!!!!!
Reply:Ok first step, next time narrow it down 2 the 1s pepl would realy do.
Reply:LOL! "Sorry I think i'm gay." hahaha ^_^ Haha Nice! Every day of the week ends in Y.. ha Niiiiiiiccccccceeee!! lol
Reply:lmao "I told my car I'd tenderly rub wax into it's body."
Reply:youve wasted my and your time
First Date?
I'm a guy who is finishing school(graduate) and has never really dated. I want to finish school before I get into all that. I'm 27. I don't mind going out with guys and girls as a group but I wanted to know if girls thought it was weird for a guy not to have ever dated? Its not a problem with getting a girl to go on a date...I have had plenty of girls ask me if I have a girlfriend or just flirt with me. I'm coming from a Christian background and just have not felt comfortable with dating especially since a lot of my friends are doing the same thing as me and waiting for school to finish before dating. Its not weird at my church but I do feel a little akward at school since everyone dates all the time. Is it a big deal for a girl if you knew the guy you are going out with has never been on a date before and he is 27? By the way I have plenty of girls that are friends with me, who I've decided to be just friends with because I'm not ready to date yet.
First Date?
.Not a problem whatsoever.Nothing awkward or strange in your situation.Your group seems to understand and accept that attitude is ok.A girl wont worry about your lack of experience
First Date?
.Not a problem whatsoever.Nothing awkward or strange in your situation.Your group seems to understand and accept that attitude is ok.A girl wont worry about your lack of experience
Generating dates from an arbitrary starting date to an arbitrary ending date?
So basically this is for class. I dont want you guys to do my work. I am just lost in what direction to head.
the program takes in starting date and ending date..and then its supposed to generate every single date..month/date/year...in between the starting and ending dates...
I was thinking of converting the times to unix time in seconds...taking the difference between ending and starting values and crank out dates using those seconds..am i wrong in this one?
Generating dates from an arbitrary starting date to an arbitrary ending date?
In which programming language you want to code this program?
Reply:Simple solution is just to add 1 to the starting date.
the program takes in starting date and ending date..and then its supposed to generate every single date..month/date/year...in between the starting and ending dates...
I was thinking of converting the times to unix time in seconds...taking the difference between ending and starting values and crank out dates using those seconds..am i wrong in this one?
Generating dates from an arbitrary starting date to an arbitrary ending date?
In which programming language you want to code this program?
Reply:Simple solution is just to add 1 to the starting date.
Sticky First Date???
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
Sticky First Date???
LOL hell naw that was funny
Reply:That was extremely funny. Thanks for sharing. It has a smattering of the "Friends" episode where Chandler had to pee on Monica´s leg to cure the Jellyfish sting. Remember!
A Frozen star is heading your way.
Reply:That is funny !!
Still laughing !!! XX
Reply:thats super cute..love it
Reply:hahahaha
lol
that was so funny i almost wet myself!!!!!!!!
Reply:I guess it's a funny story, but I read it was a fake.
Sorry for being the joke killer lol.
Reply:OMG that would be soooo bad! LOLL
Reply:hahaha very good thanks
Reply:O MI GUSH
Reply:That's funny!And yous ladies are dreaming up a perfect storyline on how you are going to meet your future husband!He might piss you off too!
root canal
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
Sticky First Date???
LOL hell naw that was funny
Reply:That was extremely funny. Thanks for sharing. It has a smattering of the "Friends" episode where Chandler had to pee on Monica´s leg to cure the Jellyfish sting. Remember!
A Frozen star is heading your way.
Reply:That is funny !!
Still laughing !!! XX
Reply:thats super cute..love it
Reply:hahahaha
lol
that was so funny i almost wet myself!!!!!!!!
Reply:I guess it's a funny story, but I read it was a fake.
Sorry for being the joke killer lol.
Reply:OMG that would be soooo bad! LOLL
Reply:hahaha very good thanks
Reply:O MI GUSH
Reply:That's funny!And yous ladies are dreaming up a perfect storyline on how you are going to meet your future husband!He might piss you off too!
root canal
First date sex and erection problems? Bad and good!?
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First date?
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,
first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.
First date?
That was great... I didn't see it on Leno. worth reading all the way thru....
Reply:lOLOLLOL, that was original Report It
Reply:wow, such a long joke. i didn't bother to read the whole thing
first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.
First date?
That was great... I didn't see it on Leno. worth reading all the way thru....
Reply:lOLOLLOL, that was original Report It
Reply:wow, such a long joke. i didn't bother to read the whole thing
Second Date Question...?
I have a second date with a girl I really like. On our first date we went out for dinner and had a good time - at the end of the date we did the whole dreaded cheek kiss %26amp; "let's go out again" thing. I was thinking at that point we probably would not have a second date but I guess I was wrong since we are going out again Friday night.
I don't want to walk away from this date without giving her a real kiss at some point and usually I have no problem just doing it because I have a pretty good sense of when the right time is - but this girl is very different from the type I usually date and I'm having a hard time reading her (note that I thought there might not even be a second date).
Does anyone have any ideas? Do most girls who go on second dates expect to be kissed at some point if things are going well?
Thanks in advance.
Second Date Question...?
Take her to the movies. Preferrably a scary one so you can cuddle up! And yes KISS THAT GIRL if you want to! :)
Reply:Yes they do expect to be kissed but i think you should ask her if you can kiss her. it is a turnon when a guy asks your permission to kiss you.
Reply:Take her some place fun this time. She will be more relaxed and
and it will be easy to read her. We have a Boo at the Zoo , and
since its Halloween it this can be fun. You will be able to cuddle and laugh. This will be the perfect place to kiss her.
Good luck !
Reply:Ok, you thought there wouldn't be a second date, yet there is so don't waste anymore of her time and kiss her. Because one of the biggest turn offs is a bad kisser. So the minute you get it over with is when you will find out if your chemistry is there.
Reply:duh.. go for it dude im sure she'll love it
Reply:Ask her if it would be alright if you kissed her...while it might be awkward, she will probalby think it's cute you thought to ask.
I don't want to walk away from this date without giving her a real kiss at some point and usually I have no problem just doing it because I have a pretty good sense of when the right time is - but this girl is very different from the type I usually date and I'm having a hard time reading her (note that I thought there might not even be a second date).
Does anyone have any ideas? Do most girls who go on second dates expect to be kissed at some point if things are going well?
Thanks in advance.
Second Date Question...?
Take her to the movies. Preferrably a scary one so you can cuddle up! And yes KISS THAT GIRL if you want to! :)
Reply:Yes they do expect to be kissed but i think you should ask her if you can kiss her. it is a turnon when a guy asks your permission to kiss you.
Reply:Take her some place fun this time. She will be more relaxed and
and it will be easy to read her. We have a Boo at the Zoo , and
since its Halloween it this can be fun. You will be able to cuddle and laugh. This will be the perfect place to kiss her.
Good luck !
Reply:Ok, you thought there wouldn't be a second date, yet there is so don't waste anymore of her time and kiss her. Because one of the biggest turn offs is a bad kisser. So the minute you get it over with is when you will find out if your chemistry is there.
Reply:duh.. go for it dude im sure she'll love it
Reply:Ask her if it would be alright if you kissed her...while it might be awkward, she will probalby think it's cute you thought to ask.
Anyone ever date a LP's before?
I have started dated little people and I have to say these are some of the best people you will ever meet. Little People girls seem to have som much to offer than average size girls. They have a lot of personality, are too sweet, understanding, and don't judge a man at all by his looks.
One thing I have learned is LP's have no problem finding dates and many LP's prefer to average size men and women. One LP told me she only dated men who were 6' tall and she had no problem finding men that height who wanted to date her.
It is funny I have heard many people say " I would never date a dwarf or midget", but these people have no clue how many dates LP's are able to get. In fact they have a better dating life then many average size men and women.
I was hesitant dating an LP at first because of society norms, but after dating a couple girls who were LP's I am tending to prefer them over average size girls. They are the sweetest girls I have ever met and are so nice to me!
Anyone ever date a LP's before?
Never dated one. But if I felt an attraction to a woman, then all the other stuff is secondary.
Reply:Congratulations. So glad for you that you've found a little happiness. *Sorry, I couldn't resist.*
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One thing I have learned is LP's have no problem finding dates and many LP's prefer to average size men and women. One LP told me she only dated men who were 6' tall and she had no problem finding men that height who wanted to date her.
It is funny I have heard many people say " I would never date a dwarf or midget", but these people have no clue how many dates LP's are able to get. In fact they have a better dating life then many average size men and women.
I was hesitant dating an LP at first because of society norms, but after dating a couple girls who were LP's I am tending to prefer them over average size girls. They are the sweetest girls I have ever met and are so nice to me!
Anyone ever date a LP's before?
Never dated one. But if I felt an attraction to a woman, then all the other stuff is secondary.
Reply:Congratulations. So glad for you that you've found a little happiness. *Sorry, I couldn't resist.*
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Date, Time, and Timers in JavaScript?
1. When initialize a Date object variable, you may use
a. var d = new Date(10-23-2005)
b. var d = new Date(10, 25, 2005)
c. var d = new Date(10/24/05)
d. var d = new Date(2005, 11, 2, 3, 30, 30)
2. Which of the following method is the key to a timer?
a. Window.onload()
b. Window.setTimeout()
c. Window.open()
d. Window.onclick()
3. To trigger a function repeatedly, we must use the setInterval() method.
True
False
4. How do you modify the Updating a Banner Advertisement example so it will keep updating the banner using the 3 image files repeatedly?
NormalHeading 1Heading 2Heading 3Heading 4Heading 5AddressFormatted 1234567 ArialArial BlackBook AntiquaCentury GothicComic SansCourier NewGaramondGeorgiaSymbolTahomaTimes New RomanVerdana
5. There is a Date object and a Time object in JavaScript representing date and time respectively.
True
False
Date, Time, and Timers in JavaScript?
1. d
2. b
3. False
4. Don't have the example, can't answer
5. False
a. var d = new Date(10-23-2005)
b. var d = new Date(10, 25, 2005)
c. var d = new Date(10/24/05)
d. var d = new Date(2005, 11, 2, 3, 30, 30)
2. Which of the following method is the key to a timer?
a. Window.onload()
b. Window.setTimeout()
c. Window.open()
d. Window.onclick()
3. To trigger a function repeatedly, we must use the setInterval() method.
True
False
4. How do you modify the Updating a Banner Advertisement example so it will keep updating the banner using the 3 image files repeatedly?
NormalHeading 1Heading 2Heading 3Heading 4Heading 5AddressFormatted 1234567 ArialArial BlackBook AntiquaCentury GothicComic SansCourier NewGaramondGeorgiaSymbolTahomaTimes New RomanVerdana
5. There is a Date object and a Time object in JavaScript representing date and time respectively.
True
False
Date, Time, and Timers in JavaScript?
1. d
2. b
3. False
4. Don't have the example, can't answer
5. False
Dating ultrasound question / conception date ???
If this is my due date by ultrasound then did i really concieve on this date??
hi my due date is may 27th 08 and according to my ultrasound at 12 weeks my conception was 4th sept 07.
my 20 week scan also matched this
so if this is what my scan says my due date is then did i really concieve begining of sept ? and not after the 14th sept
really need to know
thanks for anwsers x
my last lmp was 13th aug - but id just finished my pill, im thinking maybe i was having a five week cycle for me to concieved that late.
also i thought dating ultrasounds were accurate within a few days? but you guys are saying they are not- why would they be call ed dating scans.
ive posted this again as i dont think i got very good answers before. xxx
Dating ultrasound question / conception date ???
well i dont think they no that well,
i no when i concived there is no doult about it ,on my 12 week scan they said i was 4 days more along but wont change my due date ,
and i just had my 20 week scan and they have put me on 1 week and 1 day,
now that would mean i would of had to have sex week or so before which i no for a facted i did not as i was trying for a boy and we had sex once that month on my ovalation day so i must just be carring a bigger baby ,sorry if i did not help but telling you this you can see thay can be wrong
Reply:your ultrasound at 12 weeks is going to be your most accurate measurement for this pregnancy. (the earlier the ultrasound is done in the pregnancy, the more accurate), these early measurements are accurate within a few days.
keep in mind that 12 weeks doesn't mean the baby is 12 weeks, the baby is 10 weeks old. women usually ovulate 2 weeks after the first day of their period, and that's usually accepted as the conception date. (unless you are irregular). for some reason, doctors made a funny rule to count the gestation age from the MENSTRUAL date, not the CONCEPTION date. very confusing, especially for men!!
Reply:Married Dating: Affairs: Married : Womens :
Extramarital Affair at
http://infograny.com/
hi my due date is may 27th 08 and according to my ultrasound at 12 weeks my conception was 4th sept 07.
my 20 week scan also matched this
so if this is what my scan says my due date is then did i really concieve begining of sept ? and not after the 14th sept
really need to know
thanks for anwsers x
my last lmp was 13th aug - but id just finished my pill, im thinking maybe i was having a five week cycle for me to concieved that late.
also i thought dating ultrasounds were accurate within a few days? but you guys are saying they are not- why would they be call ed dating scans.
ive posted this again as i dont think i got very good answers before. xxx
Dating ultrasound question / conception date ???
well i dont think they no that well,
i no when i concived there is no doult about it ,on my 12 week scan they said i was 4 days more along but wont change my due date ,
and i just had my 20 week scan and they have put me on 1 week and 1 day,
now that would mean i would of had to have sex week or so before which i no for a facted i did not as i was trying for a boy and we had sex once that month on my ovalation day so i must just be carring a bigger baby ,sorry if i did not help but telling you this you can see thay can be wrong
Reply:your ultrasound at 12 weeks is going to be your most accurate measurement for this pregnancy. (the earlier the ultrasound is done in the pregnancy, the more accurate), these early measurements are accurate within a few days.
keep in mind that 12 weeks doesn't mean the baby is 12 weeks, the baby is 10 weeks old. women usually ovulate 2 weeks after the first day of their period, and that's usually accepted as the conception date. (unless you are irregular). for some reason, doctors made a funny rule to count the gestation age from the MENSTRUAL date, not the CONCEPTION date. very confusing, especially for men!!
Reply:Married Dating: Affairs: Married : Womens :
Extramarital Affair at
http://infograny.com/
Date do's and date don'ts?
So, I just met this guy and he is amazing. I asked a question earlier about my parents being overprotective and all. And he replied to my email almost immediately and he had no problem meeting my parents becuase he really wanted to get to know me. I haven't met him yet, we have only talked thorugh email. Anyways I was wondering what are first date don'ts and what are first date do's. I haven't dated much in my past and the very few dates I have had obviously didn't go so well. So, my questions are. What are good first date places? Both of us aren't into drinking and bars and stuff so bars are not an option. And of course what are date do's and don'ts. Thanks for your time and answers.
Date do's and date don'ts?
im sorry, i dont mean to rain on your parade, but i will have to red flag this.
you are old enough to drink, but your parents are over protective ?
he hasnt met you yet, and he is willing to meet your parents ?
forget first date, lets work on first meeting.
get his personal information. name, address, phone number. then verify it.
if he isnt lying, meet some place public. have him wear something so you can see him before he sees you. or call his cell when you arrive and have him tell you where he is. check him out before you approach.
do not let him know where you live, or how you got there.
a group date with friends would be better.
yes, i think there is a good chance you are dealing with a lying pervert. sorry.
edit - i just read your other question.
yes, a guy who cares about you will run the gauntlet of your parents.
it is actually good to have overprotective parents, guys who only want one thing, wont go through the trouble of dealing with your parents. so only serious guys will hang around.
but, a guy usually wants to know you before meeting the parents, to see if you are worth the trouble.
and i just read your add details. if he is going to meet the parents first, that should be all you do, that should be the first date. spend the date at your parents. then LISTEN to what your parents think about him.
a lying pervert would never spend the night with mom and dad. they will see right through him. he might say hi and get away with it. but, anything more then a few minutes and your parents will be able to tell.
order a pizza, rent some movies. stay home where it is safe.
next time, you can have a first date.
Reply:I wouldnt ask him to go anywhere formal. I mean, ur not really sure if hes the one. so go to like applebees or chilis or someplace semiformal. And I wouldnt meet his parents yet, id wait a few dates first. Just be nice to him on ur date. There really isnt neway to screw up ur first date. I mean if u like spilled coffee or something, then I wouldnt take it personal, id use that to make us get closer. so there isnt ne wow advise. u just gotta go with the flow.
Reply:it takes me a while to get to know someone and really do the whole "movie date" thing where they go on this romantic journey, kiss, make love, and then "ill see you tomorrow?" kind of thing. since you dont know him, meet at a cafe or something, or a well-known local restaurant, talk over dinner, MAYBE go to a movie, and if he is truly interested in you, and you in him, give him a peck on the cheek, or a hug. when my girlfriend kissed me for the first time, it wasnt a true kiss...it was a half of a peck, but i preferred it nice and slow...we dated i think 3 weeks before we kissed...and i wouldnt of had it any other way. the suspense of it is exciting. i believe in no sex before marriage...so we dont do all that. but, most of all, just enjoy it, get to know him, and see what he likes. from there, you will know where to take him on the second date, or he'll know where to take you ;) hope i helped....i dont have much experience with people i dont know...ive always personally known my girlfriends. Have fun, and God Bless!!
Reply:Get a phone number and an address for him. Does he live at home? Or, does he have his own place? Find out what he does with his time. Does he play video games all night or does he have a job. Who are his friends? Maybe you know some of the same people. If so, ask them what he is like. And good luck on that first date. Its always a nice surprise to find one who is not looking for sex all the time.
Reply:meet during the day and plan something in the eyes of the public till you know him beter. no first date kisses. make him work for it. it will intrigue him that much more lunch or a daytime movie. sounds simple enough.keep an open mind as well as a positive attitude and if it goes well let it continue into the early evening. and end it with a peck on the cheek and a hug good night
Reply:Never ever, ever, talk about an ex. That is really uncomfortable.
Reply:dont talk about past relationships. do talk about subjects that interest you both. But you mostly should talk about each other trying to get a feel for one another
Reply:If its a first date then you guys are probably gonna do alot of talking so try to stick with somewhere not too noisy, maybe some kind of tour..But it should not be too extravagant because u might not be able to top it..As for dos, do be yourself, you dont want someone falling for someone youre not. Dont scare your date away with commitment talk unless he asks..
Reply:dating do's and donts!
Do: innitiate conversation...sports,family,travel,inte...
Dont:put out!
Do:be yourself
Dont:pretend to be someone your not..or lie...even a little...it might comeback to hurt you..if the relationship turns into something more
Do: go somewhere where you can talk and somewhere that is confortable
Dont: get drunk
anyways what im trying to say is use common sence...if you dont feel right talking about something then dont...just go with the flow let it come naturally! Good luck!
Reply:Do's:
- Good personal hygiene. Clean hair, nails and good breath are the small things that really matters.
- Go somewhere not too crowded for dinner. You'll get better service and you can have a intimate conversation to get to know each other.
- Make eye contacts. You body language matters!
Don'ts:
- Don't wear too much makeup or too much perfume. You want to look pretty, but not like you are trying too hard.
- Keep the conversation light on the first date. No personal drama with your ex, don't talk about religion or politics unless you know that you have the same point of view. Find out what kind of books, movies, or music he likes. these things say a lot about a person.
Reply:Inexpensive dining is always nice, and movies, I suppose.
Reply:I don't know how old you or he are but! I think anytime you meet someone over th net! It would be a good thing to have friends, parents or whoever around!
Myself! I think it would be a good thing to have your parents around!
Reply:Don't talk about your past bf's. Do talk about him. Get him to tell you all about himself.
Date do's and date don'ts?
im sorry, i dont mean to rain on your parade, but i will have to red flag this.
you are old enough to drink, but your parents are over protective ?
he hasnt met you yet, and he is willing to meet your parents ?
forget first date, lets work on first meeting.
get his personal information. name, address, phone number. then verify it.
if he isnt lying, meet some place public. have him wear something so you can see him before he sees you. or call his cell when you arrive and have him tell you where he is. check him out before you approach.
do not let him know where you live, or how you got there.
a group date with friends would be better.
yes, i think there is a good chance you are dealing with a lying pervert. sorry.
edit - i just read your other question.
yes, a guy who cares about you will run the gauntlet of your parents.
it is actually good to have overprotective parents, guys who only want one thing, wont go through the trouble of dealing with your parents. so only serious guys will hang around.
but, a guy usually wants to know you before meeting the parents, to see if you are worth the trouble.
and i just read your add details. if he is going to meet the parents first, that should be all you do, that should be the first date. spend the date at your parents. then LISTEN to what your parents think about him.
a lying pervert would never spend the night with mom and dad. they will see right through him. he might say hi and get away with it. but, anything more then a few minutes and your parents will be able to tell.
order a pizza, rent some movies. stay home where it is safe.
next time, you can have a first date.
Reply:I wouldnt ask him to go anywhere formal. I mean, ur not really sure if hes the one. so go to like applebees or chilis or someplace semiformal. And I wouldnt meet his parents yet, id wait a few dates first. Just be nice to him on ur date. There really isnt neway to screw up ur first date. I mean if u like spilled coffee or something, then I wouldnt take it personal, id use that to make us get closer. so there isnt ne wow advise. u just gotta go with the flow.
Reply:it takes me a while to get to know someone and really do the whole "movie date" thing where they go on this romantic journey, kiss, make love, and then "ill see you tomorrow?" kind of thing. since you dont know him, meet at a cafe or something, or a well-known local restaurant, talk over dinner, MAYBE go to a movie, and if he is truly interested in you, and you in him, give him a peck on the cheek, or a hug. when my girlfriend kissed me for the first time, it wasnt a true kiss...it was a half of a peck, but i preferred it nice and slow...we dated i think 3 weeks before we kissed...and i wouldnt of had it any other way. the suspense of it is exciting. i believe in no sex before marriage...so we dont do all that. but, most of all, just enjoy it, get to know him, and see what he likes. from there, you will know where to take him on the second date, or he'll know where to take you ;) hope i helped....i dont have much experience with people i dont know...ive always personally known my girlfriends. Have fun, and God Bless!!
Reply:Get a phone number and an address for him. Does he live at home? Or, does he have his own place? Find out what he does with his time. Does he play video games all night or does he have a job. Who are his friends? Maybe you know some of the same people. If so, ask them what he is like. And good luck on that first date. Its always a nice surprise to find one who is not looking for sex all the time.
Reply:meet during the day and plan something in the eyes of the public till you know him beter. no first date kisses. make him work for it. it will intrigue him that much more lunch or a daytime movie. sounds simple enough.keep an open mind as well as a positive attitude and if it goes well let it continue into the early evening. and end it with a peck on the cheek and a hug good night
Reply:Never ever, ever, talk about an ex. That is really uncomfortable.
Reply:dont talk about past relationships. do talk about subjects that interest you both. But you mostly should talk about each other trying to get a feel for one another
Reply:If its a first date then you guys are probably gonna do alot of talking so try to stick with somewhere not too noisy, maybe some kind of tour..But it should not be too extravagant because u might not be able to top it..As for dos, do be yourself, you dont want someone falling for someone youre not. Dont scare your date away with commitment talk unless he asks..
Reply:dating do's and donts!
Do: innitiate conversation...sports,family,travel,inte...
Dont:put out!
Do:be yourself
Dont:pretend to be someone your not..or lie...even a little...it might comeback to hurt you..if the relationship turns into something more
Do: go somewhere where you can talk and somewhere that is confortable
Dont: get drunk
anyways what im trying to say is use common sence...if you dont feel right talking about something then dont...just go with the flow let it come naturally! Good luck!
Reply:Do's:
- Good personal hygiene. Clean hair, nails and good breath are the small things that really matters.
- Go somewhere not too crowded for dinner. You'll get better service and you can have a intimate conversation to get to know each other.
- Make eye contacts. You body language matters!
Don'ts:
- Don't wear too much makeup or too much perfume. You want to look pretty, but not like you are trying too hard.
- Keep the conversation light on the first date. No personal drama with your ex, don't talk about religion or politics unless you know that you have the same point of view. Find out what kind of books, movies, or music he likes. these things say a lot about a person.
Reply:Inexpensive dining is always nice, and movies, I suppose.
Reply:I don't know how old you or he are but! I think anytime you meet someone over th net! It would be a good thing to have friends, parents or whoever around!
Myself! I think it would be a good thing to have your parents around!
Reply:Don't talk about your past bf's. Do talk about him. Get him to tell you all about himself.
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